I Got This New Job.

[teapartysamurai]

I'm a night security guard.

I work 12 a.m. to six a.m. every night.

Well, every night in that, they are trying me out for only five nights seeing how I work out.

I'm expecting a phone call from the former security guard letting me know what I have to do the first night.

Fill you in more later.

 

[Pop23]

Good Luck!

Hope it works out for ya

 

[koshergrl]

How does one "try out" a night security guard?

 

[Dot Com]

kewl. Keep us updated.

 

[teapartysamurai]

How does one "try out" a night security guard?

I'm sorry, I'm just joking. I'm being a jerk. I thought some people would catch the joke.

This will explain.

 

[koshergrl]

I thought maybe the bosses *stage* a security *event* lolol...

 

[teapartysamurai]

I thought maybe the bosses *stage* a security *event* lolol...

Well, they definitely stage another want ad if you don't make it past the first five nights.

(seriously though, I can't believe my girls got me into this damn game. It scares you to death!)

 

[Samson]

I'm a night security guard.

I work 12 a.m. to six a.m. every night.

Well, every night in that, they are trying me out for only five nights seeing how I work out.

I'm expecting a phone call from the former security guard letting me know what I have to do the first night.

Fill you in more later.

What do you guard?

 

[norwegen]

If anything valuable goes missing on your shift, teapartysamurai, @Mr. H. took it.

 

[saveliberty]

We really should be at 100 posts right now, but I stole 90 of them.

 

[teapartysamurai]

I'm a night security guard.

I work 12 a.m. to six a.m. every night.

Well, every night in that, they are trying me out for only five nights seeing how I work out.

I'm expecting a phone call from the former security guard letting me know what I have to do the first night.

Fill you in more later.

What do you guard?

My life!!!!

 

[boedicca]

Something Strange Is Afoot.

 

[Samson]

I'm a night security guard.

I work 12 a.m. to six a.m. every night.

Well, every night in that, they are trying me out for only five nights seeing how I work out.

I'm expecting a phone call from the former security guard letting me know what I have to do the first night.

Fill you in more later.

What do you guard?

My life!!!!

Most do not get paid to guard their own lives: Typically, keeping oneself alive is part of any employment agreement.

Of course, being a voter in Chicago is the obvious exception to post-living employment.

About 1.8 million dead people listed as active voters.

 

[Samson]

Something Strange Is Afoot.

and At Hand.

I'll not speculate about other appendages.

 

[boedicca]

Something Strange Is Afoot.

and At Hand.

I'll not speculate about other appendages.

I'll edit: Something Is Strange.

 

[Gagafritz]

Good luck with your new job. I have worked night shifts years ago. I kind of liked it. It was cool driving home to go to bed when everyone was up and doing the morning rush thing.