I got accidentaly a cut on my right upper eye lid

[Mortimer]

I was yesterday at the turkish barber. Usually Im very content with the service. But yesterday I asked for my eyebrows do be done and he wanted to shorten them with the hair razor machine and he cut my upper eye lid. I was at the doctor and received a tetanol injection. I also gave a blood donation so he will check if I got hepathitis or any infection. From pain it is better now, and it is less swollen but Im a bit scared what the blood test will say. I will know it on tuesday.

 

[Jitss617]

Omg

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Knuckle up, guy. 'tis naught but a flesh wound.

 

[Thunk]

Welp, it's better than getting a paper cut on your eye ball.

 

[bluzman61]

I was yesterday at the turkish barber. Usually Im very content with the service. But yesterday I asked for my eyebrows do be done and he wanted to shorten them with the hair razor machine and he cut my upper eye lid. I was at the doctor and received a tetanol injection. I also gave a blood donation so he will check if I got hepathitis or any infection. From pain it is better now, and it is less swollen but Im a bit scared what the blood test will say. I will know it on tuesday.

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Ouch! You may want to look for a new barber.

 

[bluzman61]

Knuckle up, guy. 'tis naught but a flesh wound.

He-he, nice Monty Python reference!

 

[deannalw]

You'll live.

Rub some dirt on it and go play is what I would have told my kids for a lil thing like that.

 

[The Irish Ram]

Boy, he did take a little chunk there. Put some antibiotic ointment on it. It'll be better tomorrow. Sorry Mort.

 

[the other mike]

You should have done the Dumb and Dumber ketchup gag.
I haven't had a professional haircut since before my mother's funeral in 1991....been
cutting my own hair since then.

 

[Frankeneinstein]

I was yesterday at the turkish barber. Usually Im very content with the service. But yesterday I asked for my eyebrows do be done and he wanted to shorten them with the hair razor machine and he cut my upper eye lid. I was at the doctor and received a tetanol injection. I also gave a blood donation so he will check if I got hepathitis or any infection. From pain it is better now, and it is less swollen but Im a bit scared what the blood test will say. I will know it on tuesday.

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That's a character scar Morti, ya tell the chics ya got it stopping a mugging outside a seedy bingo parlor...btw, ya may wanna consider getting that other brow done

 

[Mortimer]

Video of my scar

 

[S.J.]

What if you find out you have AIDS?

 

[Mortimer]

What if you find out you have AIDS?

That would be terrible of course. I hope everything is ok. I will know on Tuesday.

 

[Erinwltr]

You should have done the Dumb and Dumber ketchup gag.
I haven't had a professional haircut since before my mother's funeral in 1991....been
cutting my own hair since then.

Cheap bastard. I bet your back neck looks like shit.

 

[S.J.]

What if you find out you have AIDS?

That would be terrible of course. I hope everything is ok. I will know on Tuesday.

If you find out you caught something are you gonna sue the barber? I would.

 

[Erinwltr]

What if you find out you have AIDS?

What if you finally find out that you are an asshole. Welp, there ya go.

 

[Erinwltr]

You will be fine, Mort.

 

[Likkmee]

You should have called 911 and got air lifted to Cleveland

 

[bluzman61]

You should have called 911 and got air lifted to Cleveland

He lives in Chicago, in his mind, in Austria. If that's any help.

 

[Likkmee]

Ahhhhhhhh. So the "Turkish" barber is actually a Puerto Rican with a switchblade. It all makes perfect sense now.