I Got a Job!

[JimBowie1958]

WOOOOHOOOOO! ! ! ! !

I will be washing dishes at a local restaurant for $8.50/hr, and I will be part time initially.

Praise God I have something to do with my days other than ***** at liberals here!

 

[Iceweasel]

Are you serious? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I did it in college in a Chinese restaurant. Saw lots of stuff so I don't eat in Chinese restaurants.

 

[JimBowie1958]

Are you serious? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I did it in college in a Chinese restaurant. Saw lots of stuff so I don't eat in Chinese restaurants.

Yes, I am serious! I have a job!

God Willing, if I make my job background check and am still alive Friday of next week.

 

[saveliberty]

Do you wash clockwise or counterclockwise?

 

[norwegen]

Background checks for dishwashers can be grueling. You don't have a history of confusing plates with saucers, do you.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Well done Jim.

 

[gipper]

WOOOOHOOOOO! ! ! ! !

I will be washing dishes at a local restaurant for $8.50/hr, and I will be part time initially.

Praise God I have something to do with my days other than ***** at liberals here!

Just think in 100 years you will be able to retire.

 

[JimBowie1958]

Background checks for dishwashers can be grueling. You don't have a history of confusing plates with saucers, do you.

Not that I remember, but then again, I am knocking on 60, so anything could be true and I have merely forgotten.

 

[JimBowie1958]

Just think in 100 years you will be able to retire.

Umm, I already have enough to retire, but my wife needs to get her pension in 2020 before we make it official.

The great thing is though; I GOT A JOB!

 

[Yarddog]

Background checks for dishwashers can be grueling. You don't have a history of confusing plates with saucers, do you.

Not that I remember, but then again, I am knocking on 60, so anything could be true and I have merely forgotten.

It's alright man, next thing, you'll be starting a garage band. Guess will call you Jimmy Bowie.... sound a bit familiar though.

 

[Iceweasel]

Do you wash clockwise or counterclockwise?

They use machines, you pre-rinse and toss 'em in the machine.

Well, except this is a Chinese restaurant. So they will cook on open flames and the bottom of the pots will be all carboned over. Then they set them on the greasy floor. Then they will throw the garden hose on the floor. Then they will throw the greasy carboned over garden hose IN the chicken soup pot. Right on in there. That's where the seasoning comes from.

 

[Iceweasel]

Just think in 100 years you will be able to retire.

Umm, I already have enough to retire, but my wife needs to get her pension in 2020 before we make it official.

The great thing is though; I GOT A JOB!

So in 2020 you turn to your boss and say "PUCK YOU, I QUIT!"

 

[norwegen]

Background checks for dishwashers can be grueling. You don't have a history of confusing plates with saucers, do you.

Not that I remember, but then again, I am knocking on 60, so anything could be true and I have merely forgotten.

It's alright man, next thing, you'll be starting a garage band. Guess will call you Jimmy Bowie.... sound a bit familiar though.

Jim has two options now. If dishwashers don't join bands, they join Mensa.

 

[JimBowie1958]

Do you wash clockwise or counterclockwise?

They use machines, you pre-rinse and toss 'em in the machine.

Well, except this is a Chinese restaurant. So they will cook on open flames and the bottom of the pots will be all carboned over. Then they set them on the greasy floor. Then they will throw the garden hose on the floor. Then they will throw the greasy carboned over garden hose IN the chicken soup pot. Right on in there. That's where the seasoning comes from.

I will run a tight dishwashing operation.

I will be early every day, I will go bus the tables when I am not washing dishes, and I will do other jobs to stay busy.

I will make myself irreplaceable by any damned robot.

 

[Mac1958]

WOOOOHOOOOO! ! ! ! !

I will be washing dishes at a local restaurant for $8.50/hr, and I will be part time initially.

Praise God I have something to do with my days other than ***** at liberals here!

 

[JimBowie1958]

So in 2020 you turn to your boss and say "PUCK YOU, I QUIT!"

During the interview this afternoon I told the manager that I planned to retire in 2020.

She laughed and said that if I am still there in three years it will be a miracle.

I take my job commitments very seriously.

 

[tycho1572]

 

[saveliberty]

I will run a tight dishwashing operation.

I will be early every day, I will go bus the tables when I am not washing dishes, and I will do other jobs to stay busy.

I will make myself irreplaceable by any damned robot.

Never know, a company named Hobart might invent a machine to wash dishes some day.

 

[gipper]

Just think in 100 years you will be able to retire.

Umm, I already have enough to retire, but my wife needs to get her pension in 2020 before we make it official.

The great thing is though; I GOT A JOB!

Washing dishes and busing tables is a job for a young man. You and I are much too old for that.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I will run a tight dishwashing operation.

I will be early every day, I will go bus the tables when I am not washing dishes, and I will do other jobs to stay busy.

I will make myself irreplaceable by any damned robot.

Never know, a company named Hobart might invent a machine to wash dishes some day.

That would be child's play when compared to their CNC's.