I am an American and I respect Christinas as long as...

[xsited1]

Respect Christina!

 

[Againsheila]

They respect my right to not be one.

I respect your right not to be a Christina. It's never been one of my favorite names anyway. How about Jessica?

 

[Againsheila]

I can spell fine, jyst can't type worth a darn anymore.

That's okay, sometimes a typo is worth the laugh.