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dude, i was JOKINGit was y'all who got butthurt and started on about the OP 'stealing' the jokeleave it to edthemoron to make a joke thread in the HUMOR forum serious
what a fucking moron
and to YOU toomaybe to youa lot of women LIE about things like thatThat's not what women tell me!
simma down, nowdude, i was JOKINGit was y'all who got butthurt and started on about the OP 'stealing' the jokeleave it to edthemoron to make a joke thread in the HUMOR forum serious
what a fucking moron
sheeesh you have about as much humor as edthemoron
old jokeThe following joke is by a commenter over at Crooks and Liars. I thought it was good enough to pass on to you guys.
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
with the examples reversed
Another example of the first quote in my sig.but kinda funny that the liberals at that site had to plagiarize it
LOL
The joke originally had "engineers" and "management" as the two characters, so if what you say is true, then the CON$ plagiarized it first!
You are too BRILLIANT for words.old joke
with the examples reversed
Another example of the first quote in my sig.but kinda funny that the liberals at that site had to plagiarize it
LOL
The joke originally had "engineers" and "management" as the two characters, so if what you say is true, then the CON$ plagiarized it first!
Oh....so there are no Conservative engineers and managers?
Your constant hyperbole is quite amusing.
Btw....I just made an ABSURD comment just to make fun of your usual tactics.
Oh....so there are no Conservative engineers and managers?
Oh....so there are no Conservative engineers and managers?
Just 6%.
I work with engineers. They are all conservatives.Oh....so there are no Conservative engineers and managers?
Just 6%.
6% of scientists.
I suspect for engineers, the numbers are probably similar. I've never met a Republican engineer.
Managers? Now many of those are probably Republicans. I don't see Republicans having a problem firing anyone or taking advantage. I think it may be part of their Party Platform, I'm not sure.
On The Hill: Unions, Engineers Welcome Obama's $50 Billion Infrastructure Plan -- GOP, Not So Much
Engineers Welcome Obama's $50 Billion Infrastructure Plan -- GOP, Not So Much
Support for President Obama's proposal to spend $50 billion to create American jobs by repairing roads and other U.S. infrastructure came from various quarters Monday. Not surprisingly, however, a top Washington Republican immediately opposed the plan.
The civil engineering profession and the unions that played host to Obama's Labor Day announcement are among those to voice approval for the president's strategy to boost the sagging U.S. economy through a large infrastructure expenditure.
So what's the republican version of this joke?
The wingnuts claim they got one, but I haven't seen it yet.
So what's the republican version of this joke?
The wingnuts claim they got one, but I haven't seen it yet.
The wingnut version was the one quoted in the OP.
The "Republican" version was something like this (although it too got updated):
A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going.. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
So what's the republican version of this joke?
The wingnuts claim they got one, but I haven't seen it yet.
The wingnut version was the one quoted in the OP.
The "Republican" version was something like this (although it too got updated):
A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going.. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
That makes no sense. Why would anyone think that the member of a party that rejects evolution and science, and thinks the universe is 5000 years old, would know about latitude and longitude and altitude?