How to Speak Democrat
Last Friday, Congressman Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI), spoke on the House floor about the intricacies of how to speak Democrat.
(have caught quick-witted and wise McCotter on the Red Eye show a couple of times--very funny)
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPc9xG1sajI"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPc9xG1sajI[/ame]
Now here's transcript:
Transcript
PROGRESSIVE = REGRESSIVE
Democrats are progressive.
Translation: Democrats are regressive.
CHANGE = THE 1970s
Democrats will bring you change.
Translation: Democrats will bring you the 1970s.
GOVERNMENT = SOCIALISM
Democrats support proactive government.
Translation: Democrats support proactive socialism.
ENHANCE REVENUES = RAISE TAXES
Democrats will enhance revenues.
Translation: Democrats will raise taxes.
THE RICH = YOU
Democrats will only tax the rich.
Translation: Democrats will only tax you.
INVEST = WASTE
Democrats will invest your money.
Translation: Democrats will waste your money.
ENERGY = LETHARGY
Democrats have an energy policy.
Translation: Democrats have a lethargy policy.
GREEN COLLAR JOBS = UNEMPLOYMENT
Democrats will replace your blue collar jobs with green collar jobs.
Translation: Democrats will replace your blue collar jobs with unemployment.
Speaking Global Democrat
DIPLOMACY = MAGIC
Democrats will protect America from Iranian nukes through tough, principled diplomacy.
Translation: Democrats will protect America from Iranian nukes through tough, principled magic.
ENGAGE = APPEASE
Democrats will engage America enemies.
Translation: Democrats will appease Americas enemies.
END = LOSE
Democrats will end the Iraq War.
Translation: Democrats will lose the Iraq War.
Last Friday, Congressman Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI), spoke on the House floor about the intricacies of how to speak Democrat.
(have caught quick-witted and wise McCotter on the Red Eye show a couple of times--very funny)
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPc9xG1sajI"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPc9xG1sajI[/ame]
Now here's transcript:
Transcript
PROGRESSIVE = REGRESSIVE
Democrats are progressive.
Translation: Democrats are regressive.
CHANGE = THE 1970s
Democrats will bring you change.
Translation: Democrats will bring you the 1970s.
GOVERNMENT = SOCIALISM
Democrats support proactive government.
Translation: Democrats support proactive socialism.
ENHANCE REVENUES = RAISE TAXES
Democrats will enhance revenues.
Translation: Democrats will raise taxes.
THE RICH = YOU
Democrats will only tax the rich.
Translation: Democrats will only tax you.
INVEST = WASTE
Democrats will invest your money.
Translation: Democrats will waste your money.
ENERGY = LETHARGY
Democrats have an energy policy.
Translation: Democrats have a lethargy policy.
GREEN COLLAR JOBS = UNEMPLOYMENT
Democrats will replace your blue collar jobs with green collar jobs.
Translation: Democrats will replace your blue collar jobs with unemployment.
Speaking Global Democrat
DIPLOMACY = MAGIC
Democrats will protect America from Iranian nukes through tough, principled diplomacy.
Translation: Democrats will protect America from Iranian nukes through tough, principled magic.
ENGAGE = APPEASE
Democrats will engage America enemies.
Translation: Democrats will appease Americas enemies.
END = LOSE
Democrats will end the Iraq War.
Translation: Democrats will lose the Iraq War.