How to have SEX with monkeypox: CDC releases bizarre guide

[1srelluc]

'If you or a partner has monkeypox, the best way to protect yourself and others is to not have sex of any kind (oral, anal, vaginal) and not to kiss or touch each other's body's while you are sick, especially any rashes or sores,' it reads.

'[But] if you or your partner have (or think you might have monkeypox) and you decide to have sex, consider the following to reduce the chance of spreading the virus.'

The guidance carries echoes of Canadian health chiefs recommendation in the first year of the Covid pandemic that people use glory holes to have sex.

The British Columbia Center for Disease Control said people should 'use barriers, like walls (e.g. glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact.'

How to have SEX with monkeypox: Bizarre CDC guide revealed

Six feet? They must be talking of faggots and excluding manly men.

 

[Darkwind]

Step #1.

Do not have sex with monkeys.

 

[hjmick]

 

[wamose]

The CDC and FDA have worn out their welcome. Fuck them and the total waste of money they are. Having said that, the OP was a perfect depiction of their best work. Funny too.

 

[okfine]

Are you following those guidelines?

 

[Weatherman2020]

'If you or a partner has monkeypox, the best way to protect yourself and others is to not have sex of any kind (oral, anal, vaginal) and not to kiss or touch each other's body's while you are sick, especially any rashes or sores,' it reads.

'[But] if you or your partner have (or think you might have monkeypox) and you decide to have sex, consider the following to reduce the chance of spreading the virus.'

The guidance carries echoes of Canadian health chiefs recommendation in the first year of the Covid pandemic that people use glory holes to have sex.

The British Columbia Center for Disease Control said people should 'use barriers, like walls (e.g. glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact.'

How to have SEX with monkeypox: Bizarre CDC guide revealed

Six feet? They must be talking of faggots and excluding manly men.

The freaks running the CDC deserve their own comedy show on NBC.

 

[Seymour Flops]

Why do they show only man-woman sex? Is this STD spread only among heterosexuals?

Why, no!

Infections mostly result from close physical contact and has mainly affected men who have sex with men,

Monkeypox Outbreak Poses ‘Real Risk’ to Public Health, W.H.O. Official Says (Published 2022)

Dr. Hans Kluge, the organization’s director for Europe, said that the longer the virus circulated, the wider its reach would be.

www.nytimes.com

I guess this is like when Foul-chi spent the 80's trying to convince us that AIDS was a scourge of heterosexuals.

 

[1srelluc]

Why do they show only man-woman sex? Is this STD spread only among heterosexuals?

Why, no!

Infections mostly result from close physical contact and has mainly affected men who have sex with men,

Monkeypox Outbreak Poses ‘Real Risk’ to Public Health, W.H.O. Official Says (Published 2022)

Dr. Hans Kluge, the organization’s director for Europe, said that the longer the virus circulated, the wider its reach would be.

www.nytimes.com

I guess this is like when Foul-chi spent the 80's trying to convince us that AIDS was a scourge of heterosexuals.

I noticed that right away too.

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Why are they showing heterosexuals?

Faggots are the ones spreading it.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

'If you or a partner has monkeypox, the best way to protect yourself and others is to not have sex of any kind (oral, anal, vaginal) and not to kiss or touch each other's body's while you are sick, especially any rashes or sores,' it reads.

'[But] if you or your partner have (or think you might have monkeypox) and you decide to have sex, consider the following to reduce the chance of spreading the virus.'

The guidance carries echoes of Canadian health chiefs recommendation in the first year of the Covid pandemic that people use glory holes to have sex.

The British Columbia Center for Disease Control said people should 'use barriers, like walls (e.g. glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact.'

How to have SEX with monkeypox: Bizarre CDC guide revealed

Six feet? They must be talking of faggots and excluding manly men.

Nothing about cornholing another dude. How politically correct

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Why are they showing heterosexuals?

Faggots are the ones spreading it.

Wokeness

 

[1srelluc]

Nothing about cornholing another dude. How politically correct

Well the article did mention the use of gloryholes.

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Wokeness

I hope i live to see this MFer burn.

I might lose everything, and end up in a camp...but I am gonna drink at least one six pack while I watch the PLA 'execute' their orders on our more troublesome elements.

The cultural subversives, are the first in the pit.

 

[Dekster]

Here is an idea---jerk off for the month it takes you to get over JV Smallpox instead of exposing other people.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Just think about Pelosi and Hillary nude mud wrestling

 

[Weatherman2020]

Why do they show only man-woman sex? Is this STD spread only among heterosexuals?

Why, no!

Infections mostly result from close physical contact and has mainly affected men who have sex with men,

Monkeypox Outbreak Poses ‘Real Risk’ to Public Health, W.H.O. Official Says (Published 2022)

Dr. Hans Kluge, the organization’s director for Europe, said that the longer the virus circulated, the wider its reach would be.

www.nytimes.com

I guess this is like when Foul-chi spent the 80's trying to convince us that AIDS was a scourge of heterosexuals.

Pretty sexist of Joe’s Junta to ignore his alphabet deviants out of the discussion.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Just think about Pelosi and Hillary nude mud wrestling

Thanks. Now I’m having nightmares for the rest of my life.

 

[monkrules]

Step #1.

Do not have sex with monkeys.

Exactly.

Horny imbeciles having sex with monkeys is probably what brought us the gift of monkey pox. Lol...