How To Get A Woman

[Bonzi]

If you have to do that to get a man, something is wrong............

 

[eagle1462010]

If you have to do that to get a man, something is wrong............

I'm an equal opportunity poster..........those that DATE BY THE CLUB.........GET DATED BY THE CLUB.

 

[Bonzi]

... I'll tell you tomorrow, gotta go for now.....

Why would I want one, besides sex?

That was going to have to be a tangent....

(1) How do you get a women for sex. Simple. Get her drunk
(2) How do you get a women for a date (not just for sex but possibly more) .... that is a bit more complex......

At this stage, I'm not looking to spend money to find out what a gal is like...I'd rather go see a movie....

Instead of a movie, save your money for some cheap wine or a case of beer and invite her over to watch TV

I don't drink booze and I don't like drunks...I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

Oh can you do that now? I have to start saving my caps. I know they used to do Blockbuster movies but didn't realize you could use them for actual movies in the theatres (or are you talking about machine rentals?)

Okay weed instead of booze...

 

[Moonglow]

I love a weak willed woman....

All you have to do is show interest - and be persistent - especially if you are dealing with a single mom with a 2 y/o child.....

I've broken many ponies to ride......

.... lately.... ?

Every year is a new season for bronco bustin'.....

well there is a difference between a pony and a bronco....

Just wanted to know if you knew.....i haven't been with a women since I kicked my last wife out 3 years ago,,after 18 years with her I took a vacation from being around the emotionally insane female...

 

[eagle1462010]

 

[Moonglow]

Why would I want one, besides sex?

That was going to have to be a tangent....

(1) How do you get a women for sex. Simple. Get her drunk
(2) How do you get a women for a date (not just for sex but possibly more) .... that is a bit more complex......

At this stage, I'm not looking to spend money to find out what a gal is like...I'd rather go see a movie....

Instead of a movie, save your money for some cheap wine or a case of beer and invite her over to watch TV

I don't drink booze and I don't like drunks...I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

Oh can you do that now? I have to start saving my caps. I know they used to do Blockbuster movies but didn't realize you could use them for actual movies in the theatres (or are you talking about machine rentals?)

Okay weed instead of booze...

You get into the movie theater free and you can spend your points on free large popcorn and pop also...For 1700 points you can take a friend along also...

 

[Auld Phart]

... I'll tell you tomorrow, gotta go for now.....

Why would I want one, besides sex?

That was going to have to be a tangent....

(1) How do you get a women for sex. Simple. Get her drunk
(2) How do you get a women for a date (not just for sex but possibly more) .... that is a bit more complex......

At this stage, I'm not looking to spend money to find out what a gal is like...I'd rather go see a movie....

Instead of a movie, save your money for some cheap wine or a case of beer and invite her over to watch TV

I don't drink booze and I don't like drunks...I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

Your dealer gives points?

Kidding aside, I only go to theaters when invited by the grandsons.

 

[Bonzi]

All you have to do is show interest - and be persistent - especially if you are dealing with a single mom with a 2 y/o child.....

I've broken many ponies to ride......

.... lately.... ?

Every year is a new season for bronco bustin'.....

well there is a difference between a pony and a bronco....

Just wanted to know if you knew.....i haven't been with a women since I kicked my last wife out 3 years ago,,after 18 years with her I took a vacation from being around the emotionally insane female...

....thus, if you want a relationship, you need to get to know them.... unless this was your typical "she changed after we got married" thing....

 

[Bonzi]

Why would I want one, besides sex?

That was going to have to be a tangent....

(1) How do you get a women for sex. Simple. Get her drunk
(2) How do you get a women for a date (not just for sex but possibly more) .... that is a bit more complex......

At this stage, I'm not looking to spend money to find out what a gal is like...I'd rather go see a movie....

Instead of a movie, save your money for some cheap wine or a case of beer and invite her over to watch TV

I don't drink booze and I don't like drunks...I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

Your dealer gives points?

Kidding aside, I only go to theaters when invited by the grandsons.

It's a total rip off. We only to go movies we are SUPER interested in. Maybe 1 or 2 a year... and it's just for the outing really..... he won't do plays, etc.

 

[Moonglow]

I've broken many ponies to ride......

.... lately.... ?

Every year is a new season for bronco bustin'.....

well there is a difference between a pony and a bronco....

Just wanted to know if you knew.....i haven't been with a women since I kicked my last wife out 3 years ago,,after 18 years with her I took a vacation from being around the emotionally insane female...

....thus, if you want a relationship, you need to get to know them.... unless this was your typical "she changed after we got married" thing....

She did, like the last two wives..I have one rule in my house..Nobody gets out of work, nobody gets use me as a draft horse pulling their wagon and nobody but me is the master...

 

[Moonglow]

That was going to have to be a tangent....

(1) How do you get a women for sex. Simple. Get her drunk
(2) How do you get a women for a date (not just for sex but possibly more) .... that is a bit more complex......

At this stage, I'm not looking to spend money to find out what a gal is like...I'd rather go see a movie....

Instead of a movie, save your money for some cheap wine or a case of beer and invite her over to watch TV

I don't drink booze and I don't like drunks...I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

Your dealer gives points?

Kidding aside, I only go to theaters when invited by the grandsons.

It's a total rip off. We only to go movies we are SUPER interested in. Maybe 1 or 2 a year... and it's just for the outing really..... he won't do plays, etc.

I prefer performing in the plays...

 

[Moonglow]

Why would I want one, besides sex?

That was going to have to be a tangent....

(1) How do you get a women for sex. Simple. Get her drunk
(2) How do you get a women for a date (not just for sex but possibly more) .... that is a bit more complex......

At this stage, I'm not looking to spend money to find out what a gal is like...I'd rather go see a movie....

Instead of a movie, save your money for some cheap wine or a case of beer and invite her over to watch TV

I don't drink booze and I don't like drunks...I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

Your dealer gives points?

Kidding aside, I only go to theaters when invited by the grandsons.

I don't have any grandkids...So I am not waiting..

 

[Bonzi]

.... lately.... ?

Every year is a new season for bronco bustin'.....

well there is a difference between a pony and a bronco....

Just wanted to know if you knew.....i haven't been with a women since I kicked my last wife out 3 years ago,,after 18 years with her I took a vacation from being around the emotionally insane female...

....thus, if you want a relationship, you need to get to know them.... unless this was your typical "she changed after we got married" thing....

She did, like the last two wives..I have one rule in my house..Nobody gets out of work, nobody gets use me as a draft horse pulling their wagon and nobody but me is the master...

There's only one way to keep a woman in line - but you have to be willing to follow through with your threat, and they have to know you mean it.....

 

[ChrisL]

You kiss her.

That's how to get smacked.

 

[Bonzi]

At this stage, I'm not looking to spend money to find out what a gal is like...I'd rather go see a movie....

Instead of a movie, save your money for some cheap wine or a case of beer and invite her over to watch TV

I don't drink booze and I don't like drunks...I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

Your dealer gives points?

Kidding aside, I only go to theaters when invited by the grandsons.

It's a total rip off. We only to go movies we are SUPER interested in. Maybe 1 or 2 a year... and it's just for the outing really..... he won't do plays, etc.

I prefer performing in the plays...

What kind of roles you do you prefer?

 

[Moonglow]

Instead of a movie, save your money for some cheap wine or a case of beer and invite her over to watch TV

I don't drink booze and I don't like drunks...I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

Your dealer gives points?

Kidding aside, I only go to theaters when invited by the grandsons.

It's a total rip off. We only to go movies we are SUPER interested in. Maybe 1 or 2 a year... and it's just for the outing really..... he won't do plays, etc.

I prefer performing in the plays...

What kind of roles you do you prefer?

Any...

 

[ChrisL]

You kiss her.

actually, there is something to that.....
There was a guy at work that was interested in me. I did not really find him attractive, but he beat me down into going on a date with him. I remember clearly we were in Union Station in Washington DC and he just out of the blue kissed me and, we started dating!

That actually DID work for me (once) - I guess it's always a starting point.

I love a weak willed woman....

All you have to do is show interest - and be persistent - especially if you are dealing with a single mom with a 2 y/o child.....

That is not true at all. Lol.

 

[Bonzi]

You kiss her.

That's how to get smacked.

Yeah well - on a date you might get away with it - at least on a date there is some implication of interest....... I've never been asked "do you mind if I kiss you" - to be honest, that would be a turn off to me... I like things to just "happen".... just my preference....

 

[ChrisL]

You kiss her.

That's how to get smacked.

Yeah well - on a date you might get away with it - at least on a date there is some implication of interest....... I've never been asked "do you mind if I kiss you" - to be honest, that would be a turn off to me... I like things to just "happen".... just my preference....

If some guy I'm not interested in kisses me, he'd better get prepared to get his arse whooped.

 

[Bonzi]

I don't drink booze and I don't like drunks...I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

I go to the movies for free by saving Coke points...

Your dealer gives points?

Kidding aside, I only go to theaters when invited by the grandsons.

It's a total rip off. We only to go movies we are SUPER interested in. Maybe 1 or 2 a year... and it's just for the outing really..... he won't do plays, etc.

I prefer performing in the plays...

What kind of roles you do you prefer?

Any...

Great! I'll cast you as the Draft Horse pulling a Wagon ...