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In retaliation for the Left infecting the reflecting pool in Washington DC., Trump has decided to algae bomb the rivers of Chicago.
"But it's not even Saint Patrick's day!", exclaimed one local Chicagoan. "We only turn the water green here for Saint Patrick's day. This now ruins everything!"
"Have you ever heard such whining?", asked Trump. "I can fix this you know. All I have to do is carpet bomb the river with round up and clean it all up overnight. But for this to happen, all you have to do is negotiate with me on this is all or I will algae bomb all your water ways!! After all, nothing helps negotiations along like bombing people."
No word yet if green was Adolf Hitler's favorite color, but if so I am sure that you will be sure to hear about it tonight on the local news.