How to Dress Like an Authentic Grass Roots Activist

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Barbara 'Call Me Senator' Boxer's 'well dressed' comments led me to find this.

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How to dress like an “authentic” grass-roots activist
By Michelle Malkin • August 6, 2009 04:23 PM

My fellow members of The Mob: Barbara Boxer and Robert Gibbs have panned your fashion sense. Accordingly, I have compiled style tips from “authentic” grass-roots activists to assist you with proper wardrobe choices for your next congressional town hall outings (language warning!).

Dreadlocks, black power fists, and militant berets are de rigeur:

Nothing spells genuine grass-roots like blood-red paint:

Feathers keep it real:

When in doubt, go bullhorns and keffiyeh:

Prove your bona fides through flag desecration:

Profanity = sincerity:

More profanity, with Pelosi-approved swastikas:

For the rest of proper grass roots attire, go here:

Michelle Malkin

 

[eagleseven]

We need to pass out more berets at the protests, pronto! Can't have the Kleptocrats in congress thinking we're organized!


And, berets are sexy, unlike the senior citizens at these town halls...

 

[Xenophon]

Quiet, you angry mobsters!