How far removed am I from the classic "western european caucasian male"?

[Mortimer]

Do I look too indobrachid, or too balkan or too woggy or to slavomongol? Or too "gypsy"? How far removed am I?

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

You’re removed from most of this solar system

 

[odanny]

You're obsessed with your ethnic appearance. Clearly you feel like you don't fit in where you live. Maybe you should move somewhere else.

 

[fncceo]

Maybe you should move somewhere else.

 

[Oddball]

Do I look too indobrachid, or too balkan or too woggy or to slavomongol? Or too "gypsy"? How far removed am I?

You're good Slavic stock...Not too much of this or too little this of that...You are who you are...Concerning yourself with what others think of your immutable traits is a losers game....Never you mind the previous turd flinging monkeys.

But if you're dying for a comment on appearance, it's a big plus that you've chosen to select clothing that fits you properly...Kudos.

 

[Muhammed]

I think he's probably a Joo

 

[Hardcandy]

Do I look too indobrachid, or too balkan or too woggy or to slavomongol? Or too "gypsy"? How far removed am I?

Mort; you are definitely a "gypsy"...probably Romanian.

Now get out there and use your heritage to your advantage.

Buy yourself a used f250 and a camper and hit the road, grifting.

 

[Bernhard]

You remind me of a Croatian buddy who was in school with me. He was a cool guy, so that's not bad.