How do you convince a 'lesbian' that normal sex is better

[R.C. Christian]

There is no way a lesbian can give another lesbian a level 7 orgasm. It is physically impossible even with a strap-on. How do you tell that to a lesbian without offending her while at the same time trying to get into her pants?

OMG, you've really out done yourself this time, LOL.

 

[NoNukes]

There is no way a lesbian can give another lesbian a level 7 orgasm. It is physically impossible even with a strap-on. How do you tell that to a lesbian without offending her while at the same time trying to get into her pants?

A woman will have a more intense orgasm with someone she is attracted to than with someone she is not.

JMHO.

Have you had sex with many people you were not attracted to? Are you speaking from experience?

 

[Lumpy 1]

Oh, yes!! And that's why democrats are fighting against marriage equa - er, ... wait. No, that's not right.

I think you stuck the shoe on the wrong foot again, Lumpy.

...and that's why Democrats feel free to make homophobic statements, right.

 

[Lumpy 1]

you left out toe tapping morse code for, let's perform lewd acts of homosexuality whilst pretending to be heterosexual.

Democrats with their homophobic attitudes hanging out and exposed...

I'm bi, so how does that work?

Rename yourself Gollumglow...you love and hate yourself, obviously..

 

[skye]

There is no way a lesbian can give another lesbian a level 7 orgasm. It is physically impossible even with a strap-on. How do you tell that to a lesbian without offending her while at the same time trying to get into her pants?

Of all humanoids on this stinking earth.... why is it that you have to convince a lesbian ...of all people?

Why do you make life so hard for yourself?

Why do you want to be a loser so bad? A lesbian? Oh pleazzzzzeeeee

 

[Politico]

Girls don't like you we get it. No reason you'd have better luck with the swing hiters.

 

[rdean]

Conservative men prefer moral integrity and classic qualities.

In an open stance behind airport bathroom stall walls?

What the hell does that have to do with the question at hand, bozo?

Believe me,

Conservative men prefer moral integrity and classic qualities in an open stance behind airport bathroom stall walls?

is just as serious as the topic at hand.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

How do you convince a 'lesbian' that normal sex is better

For lesbians lesbian sex is both normal and better.

 

[LittleNipper]

There is no way a lesbian can give another lesbian a level 7 orgasm. It is physically impossible even with a strap-on. How do you tell that to a lesbian without offending her while at the same time trying to get into her pants?

Frist the man should demonstrate the utmost respect for the lady. He should tell her he loves children and believes in marriage before sexual relations. Then he should invite her to a Bible study. If this is the right lady, things should work out.

 

[Noomi]

Yes, because a lesbian would be willing to have a bunch of freaks pray over her in the hope she might become straight...

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

There is no way a lesbian can give another lesbian a level 7 orgasm.

Neither can you.

It is physically impossible even with a strap-on. How do you tell that to a lesbian without offending her while at the same time trying to get into her pants?

No woman is ever going to drop her drawers for you.

 

[LittleNipper]

Yes, because a lesbian would be willing to have a bunch of freaks pray over her in the hope she might become straight...

Well, at least it is the homosexuals that believe God fearing Christians are freaks. The Christians only see the homosexual as a sinner. And that is a real difference in attitude....

 

[High_Gravity]

What the fuck is a level 7 orgasm?

 

[Lumpy 1]

What the fuck is a level 7 orgasm?

It's when the police show up to investigate...

 

[Smilebong]

What the fuck is a level 7 orgasm?

Something he made up to sound sophisticated.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Yeah..................I'm wondering what a "level 7" orgasm is myself.

I mean............................with the women I've had the pleasure to be with, there were never "levels" of orgasms, she told me that she came or she didn't.

And, we didn't count the intensity, we counted the numbers she had.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

There is no way a lesbian can give another lesbian a level 7 orgasm. It is physically impossible even with a strap-on. How do you tell that to a lesbian without offending her while at the same time trying to get into her pants?

Frist the man should demonstrate the utmost respect for the lady. He should tell her he loves children and believes in marriage before sexual relations. Then he should invite her to a Bible study. If this is the right lady, things should work out.

This of course is after the man gets into this time machine and goes back to the 18th Century.

Not that it will do him any good, since men and women were having non/pre-marital sex then as well, and long before that. As were lesbians having ‘lesbian sex.’

The Christian battle against sex and intimacy has been long and futile.

 

[Surfer]

Most men don't have a clue about what turns women on. They think shoving their d*ck into her does it. Hint: it doesn't.

 

[Spoonman]

In an open stance behind airport bathroom stall walls?

What the hell does that have to do with the question at hand, bozo?

Believe me,

Conservative men prefer moral integrity and classic qualities in an open stance behind airport bathroom stall walls?

is just as serious as the topic at hand.

are you implying there is something wrong with being gay?

 

[Spoonman]

you left out toe tapping morse code for, let's perform lewd acts of homosexuality whilst pretending to be heterosexual.

Democrats with their homophobic attitudes hanging out and exposed...

I'm bi, so how does that work?

obviously in the typical flip flopping fashion that is so familiar to liberals