How do you convince a 'lesbian' that normal sex is better

[dilloduck]

What an inane thread.

I hope all of you have enjoyable sex lives.

Thanks Jake---you too !

 

[Sallow]

There is no way a lesbian can give another lesbian a level 7 orgasm. It is physically impossible even with a strap-on. How do you tell that to a lesbian without offending her while at the same time trying to get into her pants?

You don't.

 

[editec]

Reading our fellow posters thoughts on sex and women is like returning to 6th grade boys locker room.

Do you guys actually know any women?

Of course I do not mean know in the biblical sense.

The answer to that is very obvious.

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

How do you convince a 'lesbian' that normal sex is better

Conservative men would disagree, they love lesbian sex.

You mean watching it, right? LOL

That's always bugged me, I've known so many men who hate gay men, but if you mention two women getting it on they get all excited and want to watch.

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

Most men don't realize most women don't need them or their d*cks to have a magnificent orgasm. They think the vagina is our most sensitive sexual "organ". They don't know the clit is like a penis and the vajayjay is like their balls--nice to be rubbed, touched etc but the real power is in the clit. Stimulate it enough and you get an orgasm that feels like your uterus is blowing out of your vajayjay. Just sayin...

Whoa!!! Very straightforward talk.

And true.

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

How do you convince a 'lesbian' that normal sex is better

Conservative men would disagree, they love lesbian sex.

Conservative men prefer moral integrity and classic qualities.

Yeah, sure.

 

[Surfer]

Whoa!!! Very straightforward talk.And true.

I know, right? I don't edit. I speak the truth.

 

[rdean]

There is no way a lesbian can give another lesbian a level 7 orgasm. It is physically impossible even with a strap-on. How do you tell that to a lesbian without offending her while at the same time trying to get into her pants?

What do you know about "normal"?

 

[rdean]

How do you convince a 'lesbian' that normal sex is better

Conservative men would disagree, they love lesbian sex.

Conservative men prefer moral integrity and classic qualities.

In an open stance behind airport bathroom stall walls?

 

[Smilebong]

Conservative men would disagree, they love lesbian sex.

Conservative men prefer moral integrity and classic qualities.

In an open stance behind airport bathroom stall walls?

What the hell does that have to do with the question at hand, bozo?

 

[Flopper]

If this thread is meant to be taken seriously, it fails.
If it's meant to be amusing, it fails.
If it's meant to be nonsense, it succeeds.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Conservative men would disagree, they love lesbian sex.

Conservative men prefer moral integrity and classic qualities.

In an open stance behind airport bathroom stall walls?

The vision obviously haunts and excites you, you think of it soooo often..

 

[Ropey]

How do you convince a 'lesbian' that normal sex is better

I'm too busy trying to get it from my wife (more than a couple of times a week) to be worried about lesbians.

 

[Moonglow]

There is no way a lesbian can give another lesbian a level 7 orgasm. It is physically impossible even with a strap-on. How do you tell that to a lesbian without offending her while at the same time trying to get into her pants?

I don't.

 

[Moonglow]

How do you convince a 'lesbian' that normal sex is better

I'm too busy trying to get it from my wife (more than a couple of times a week) to be worried about lesbians.

Yep, my penis was retired in 2002 by my wife.

 

[Moonglow]

If this thread is meant to be taken seriously, it fails.
If it's meant to be amusing, it fails.
If it's meant to be nonsense, it succeeds.

yes, mind altering substances are the culprit.

 

[Moonglow]

Conservative men would disagree, they love lesbian sex.

Conservative men prefer moral integrity and classic qualities.

In an open stance behind airport bathroom stall walls?

you left out toe tapping morse code for, let's perform lewd acts of homosexuality whilst pretending to be heterosexual.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Conservative men prefer moral integrity and classic qualities.

In an open stance behind airport bathroom stall walls?

you left out toe tapping morse code for, let's perform lewd acts of homosexuality whilst pretending to be heterosexual.

Democrats with their homophobic attitudes hanging out and exposed...

 

[BDBoop]

Oh, yes!! And that's why democrats are fighting against marriage equa - er, ... wait. No, that's not right.

I think you stuck the shoe on the wrong foot again, Lumpy.

 

[Moonglow]

In an open stance behind airport bathroom stall walls?

you left out toe tapping morse code for, let's perform lewd acts of homosexuality whilst pretending to be heterosexual.

Democrats with their homophobic attitudes hanging out and exposed...

I'm bi, so how does that work?