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- Sep 25, 2011
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- Fredericksburg, VA
An old version of a felching session gone horribly wrong.
From a news conference held by a hospital in Salt Lake City.
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only
trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors
in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.
Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been
admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone
seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped
Raggot (our gerbil) in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out
'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but
he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match,
thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what
happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and flame
shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning
his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn
ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the
rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second-degree burns
and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered
first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
Come on. Snow is a-okay whether you are male, female, gay, straight, black, white, brown, or anything in between though some folks in the country would like less of it in the winter. But flake suggests something of little substance, fragile, flighty, overly sensitive, incapable of sustaining much of anything. So in my opinion, the overly sensitive, easily offended, terribly wounded by the slightest political incorrectness types put the flake in snowflake.To let those whiny little snowflakes who think it's an issue that in all reality it's not. They put the snow in snowflake.
I am a white heterosexual married female who has kids and a grandchild. And no, the delightful gay couple that lives next door or any other of our gay friends, family, associates pose no threat to my or anybody else's marriage. But neither does that sign in the OP or my belief that marriage has traditionally described a legal union between a man and a woman for the benefit of any progeny produced by that union pose any threat to them or theirs.I'll never understand the worry some have about homosexuals. As a white heterosexual married male with 4 kids not one imbecile on this forum yet can explain what threat they pose to my marriage.
One day, people will understand cause and effect.
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