My first draft of my stump speech.

You are as Mad as the proverbial Hatter , Catatonic . See the Looking Glass .

You could be someone like Dainty or Turdy having a bit of long winded fun -- although the spelling is not bad enough for it to be The Tithead himself .

Suspect you could even be a little like me ---- using this chat site for the mainly elderly to uncover free character ideas .
Amazing what people reveal about themselves from a number of their posts "glued together "---- without them once ever literally telling us a single thing about their personal life--- actual or invented .
At least you are in good company here , as an estimated 20% have mental health problems at least as severe yours--- but they have no apparent self awareness of their condition .

So there is hope for you yet . Though if you are genuinely happy inside your bubble, perhaps it is best to let you travel the never ending sea with hope in your heart .
The fate of all Cultists , particularly those that think Sonny Boy will be their salvation .
More like , Salivation.
 
Reading that entire post......better luck getting them to watch a three minute video.
 
I satisfied 95% of the Republican issues and 95% of the Democrat issues.

If it's TLDR, there are categories where I have different ideas. You can pick a topic and write a nice comment on it.

I'm no Rando. I'm running for one thing because computers are taking over our jobs and we want to embrace that and meritocracy but still protect life.
I'm sure all who read all the OP found something plausible.

What I read was well written with good spelling.

The OP took a good amount of time to write.

The format was pretty good.

It was probably fun to write.

In my opinion, for the most part, it definitely missed the mark on what Democrats and Republicans want.
 
Let us know when you officially get on the ballot of any of the states.
On April 1st I'm planning to call the Lieutenant governor and register.

I can't spend millions of dollars to get millions of votes, so my strategy this time around is to go through the electoral college. They are called "Faithless Electors" who vote for me instead of the person who won the state. It is illegal in 38 states, but only 19 of them enforce the law. If I can get no majority in the electoral college, the House might elect me as well.

Then in the next 4 years I can try a different strategy.
 
I'm sure all who read all the OP found something plausible.

What I read was well written with good spelling.

The OP took a good amount of time to write.

The format was pretty good.

It was probably fun to write.

In my opinion, for the most part, it definitely missed the mark on what Democrats and Republicans want.
OK. It seems like you're damning me with faint praise but...

To me it seemed to hit 95% of what Democrats and Republicans want. I believe the only thing the Republicans didn't get was voter ID.
 
OK. It seems like you're damning me with faint praise but...

To me it seemed to hit 95% of what Democrats and Republicans want. I believe the only thing the Republicans didn't get was voter ID.
And I think you honestly don't have a clue what Democrats want. That isn't a criticism so much as an observation. Sorry.
 
And I think you honestly don't have a clue what Democrats want. That isn't a criticism so much as an observation. Sorry.
I'm sorry I can't do Universal healthcare until people start taking responsibility for their own health. It would be unfair.
 
I'm sorry I can't do Universal healthcare. It would be unfair.
No idea why it would be unfair as that seems to be a biggie in some sectors of society. But again, on all the issues you seem to lack understanding of what it is each party has been promoting/wants/cares about.
 
No idea why it would be unfair as that seems to be a biggie in some sectors of society. But again, on all the issues you seem to lack understanding of what it is each party has been promoting/wants/cares about.
So I do everything for the Democrats except 3 things.

No minimum wage... people are provided for survival and the better we do the better the base standard of living/survival.

No war on the rich... socialism leads to communism which leads to loss of peace, religious freedom and prosperity.

And no Universal heatlhcare. Who's going to pay for it? But if the people take care of their health we might eventually have it!
 
So I do everything for the Democrats except 3 things.

No minimum wage... people are provided for survival and the better we do the better the base standard of living/survival.

No war on the rich... socialism leads to communism which leads to loss of peace, religious freedom and prosperity.

And no Universal heatlhcare. Who's going to pay for it? But if the people take care of their health we might eventually have it!
The Democrats want DEI, CRT, sexualized materials (can we say grooming?) for young children, cashless bail, leniency for criminals, millions of migrants they hope to make dutiful Democrat voters, lawfare on citizens who don't toe their lines or stay on their reservation, as well as government control of free speech and all other aspects of American life. They made that perfectly clear for the last four years.

Republicans still want some good things for those who vote for them but would give that up if nobody is allowed unnecessary earmarks for special goodies for this or that congressional district or state or whatever. Mostly their vision is for a strong, free, secure prosperous American that offers maximum reasonable options, opportunities, choices, liberty and ability to prosper for all Americans. And thanks to President Trump's initiatives, the GOP is solidly behind an effort to restore the government to one that is efficient, effective, competent, responsible, transparent, honest and gets the most possible good out of every tax dollar spent.
 
The Democrats want DEI, CRT, sexualized materials (can we say grooming?) for young children, cashless bail, leniency for criminals, millions of migrants they hope to make dutiful Democrat voters, lawfare on citizens who don't toe their lines or stay on their reservation, as well as government control of free speech and all other aspects of American life. They made that perfectly clear for the last four years.

Republicans still want some good things for those who vote for them but would give that up if nobody is allowed unnecessary earmarks for special goodies for this or that congressional district or state or whatever. Mostly their vision is for a strong, free, secure prosperous American that offers maximum reasonable options, opportunities, choices, liberty and ability to prosper for all Americans. And thanks to President Trump's initiatives, the GOP is solidly behind an effort to restore the government to one that is efficient, effective, competent, responsible, transparent, honest and gets the most possible good out of every tax dollar spent.
Glad you like the current Republican party. My campaign is innovative, forward-looking and 100% positive.

A delegate in the Republican party told me it was innovative and forward-looking.
 
Glad you like the current Republican party. My campaign is innovative, forward-looking and 100% positive.
I can't agree. But can understand the effort that went into it. Just don't expect many votes from people who can think critically and with intellectual honesty. Again that is not a criticism of you but rather an observation of the content.
 
On April 1st I'm planning to call the Lieutenant governor and register.

I can't spend millions of dollars to get millions of votes, so my strategy this time around is to go through the electoral college. They are called "Faithless Electors" who vote for me instead of the person who won the state. It is illegal in 38 states, but only 19 of them enforce the law. If I can get no majority in the electoral college, the House might elect me as well.

Then in the next 4 years I can try a different strategy.
You need to graduate from high school before college.
 
I can't agree. But can understand the effort that went into it. Just don't expect many votes from people who can think critically and with intellectual honesty. Again that is not a criticism of you but rather an observation of the content.
OK. A whole lot of people like it though.
 
I can't agree. But can understand the effort that went into it. Just don't expect many votes from people who can think critically and with intellectual honesty. Again that is not a criticism of you but rather an observation of the content.
I have a master's degree and I know I can think critically with intellectual honesty, so that makes one such vote.
 
OK. A whole lot of people like it though.
LOL. Okay. Just reading back through the last dozen or so posts, I now think you're most likely pulling our collective legs. I could be wrong but I'm usually pretty perceptive in these things. :)
 
LOL. Okay. Just reading back through the last dozen or so posts, I now think you're most likely pulling our collective legs. I could be wrong but I'm usually pretty perceptive in these things. :)
No one ever gives me feedback that I haven't already addressed in the stump.
 
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