PoliticalChic
Diamond Member
Like Mighty Mouse....here I come to save the day!
1. As we find, on a daily basis, Leftist are less intellectually endowed, less likely to make their decisions based on logic, knowledge, evidence, and experience than those of us on the Right.
I mean, it is not by accident that, in the market place of ideas, we eat their lunch.
So....ever helpful, and, frankly, in the service of leveling the playing field here on the USMB, I've decided to do what Liberals, Democrats, and every permutation of Leftist, clearly have been able to do.
2. My mission today.....to provide the answer to this query:
Why Vote Democrat????
Certainly not because Bill's wife heads the ticket!
No one....not even the most inveterate liars.....and you know who I mean.....can make any argument that she isn't an even greater liar than Bill.....
......or that the compendium of criminality isn't her personal to-do list.....
"Vote Hillary: Our Greatest Liar and Crime Boss" isn't the best bumper-sticker.
So....how to justify voting Democrat?
Answer: by ignoring Hillary, and focusing every discussion on what the Democrats stand for.
See, you Leftists! You were down with the program immediately!
3. Let's get to work.
a. We Democrats/Liberals are so empathetic and love the great unwashed of the world that we demand they be provided a place right here in America...
That 'place' includes every freebie that actual citizens enjoy!!
Shows how good hearted we are.
The short version for the really stupid: we demand open borders!
"End Sovereignty Now!!!"
b. And, the corollary to the above, the demand that every culture, every tradition, every variation of morality be accepted as at least as good as that of traditional American values and attitudes.
The short version for the really stupid: we demand "Multiculturalism.....Assimilation Be Damned!"
Wait.....is it a bad idea to admit what we actually stand for???
1. As we find, on a daily basis, Leftist are less intellectually endowed, less likely to make their decisions based on logic, knowledge, evidence, and experience than those of us on the Right.
I mean, it is not by accident that, in the market place of ideas, we eat their lunch.
So....ever helpful, and, frankly, in the service of leveling the playing field here on the USMB, I've decided to do what Liberals, Democrats, and every permutation of Leftist, clearly have been able to do.
2. My mission today.....to provide the answer to this query:
Why Vote Democrat????
Certainly not because Bill's wife heads the ticket!
No one....not even the most inveterate liars.....and you know who I mean.....can make any argument that she isn't an even greater liar than Bill.....
......or that the compendium of criminality isn't her personal to-do list.....
"Vote Hillary: Our Greatest Liar and Crime Boss" isn't the best bumper-sticker.
So....how to justify voting Democrat?
Answer: by ignoring Hillary, and focusing every discussion on what the Democrats stand for.
See, you Leftists! You were down with the program immediately!
3. Let's get to work.
a. We Democrats/Liberals are so empathetic and love the great unwashed of the world that we demand they be provided a place right here in America...
That 'place' includes every freebie that actual citizens enjoy!!
Shows how good hearted we are.
The short version for the really stupid: we demand open borders!
"End Sovereignty Now!!!"
b. And, the corollary to the above, the demand that every culture, every tradition, every variation of morality be accepted as at least as good as that of traditional American values and attitudes.
The short version for the really stupid: we demand "Multiculturalism.....Assimilation Be Damned!"
Wait.....is it a bad idea to admit what we actually stand for???
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