I did two years ago.
After being on another site for 3 years, the site administrator asked me if I would
consider becoming a moderator. I asked him for a job description and after he explained it to me, respectfully declined the opportunity.
Why have you refused a job?
Target wanted me to stock shelves, but I turned it down to be a Wal-Mart greeter. It's my true calling in life. Here's a buddy of mine. When I grow up, I want to be just like him.
The Walmart Greeter (gleaning from morning e-mail)
Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Everyday he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their 'Older Person Friendly' policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."
''Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
''Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"
''They said, 'Good morning, General. Coffee this morning, sir?'''