Handouts instead of Handjobs.......

[ABikerSailor]

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people."

“We should be delivering [the request] by the end of today to our congressmen and [Secretary of the Treasury Henry] Paulson asking for this $5 billion dollar bailout,” he told CNN Wednesday.

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Shit.......there goes my dream of making cash by producing a porno!

What has this country come to when sex needs to be bailed out by the government?

 

[brisket]

no way handjobs !!

 

[ABikerSailor]

Actually, I'd prefer a threesome with 2 good looking plump chicks, with a blowjob and fucking combined (have the 2 chicks do a 69).

But......hell.......if the skin industry is asking, maybe I should start holding out my hand also.