Ok.....I'm not trying to "one-up" you, but as God is my witness, this is a true story:
Memorial Day weekend, 2009. Saturday night at midnight.
My nephew and some of his buddies (17-19 year olds) were staying at my cabin on the lake. They met me at my hunting land and I brought a nice array of firearms for everyone to shoot. We went through about 2000 rounds of various calibers, then I loaded everything up and left them around a bonfire where they were going to camp overnight. As I'm passing through a small town on the way home, I get pulled over by one of the 4 city cops, and of course, the only one I don't know and who doesn't know me (young rookie at the time).
LE: "Mr. Mini, you rolled through that stop sign back there....you have any weapons or drugs?"
Me (hands FIRMLY GRIPPING WHEEL at 10 and 2, in plain sight) : "No drugs, but there are 14 rifles/shotguns in the back, all unloaded, and I have 7 handguns in the front, 2 loaded, 1 chambered, and my CCW and FFL are in my wallet."
LE (putting his hand on his sidearm and stepping back) : "Why in the **** do you have so many guns!?!?!?"
Me: "I'm a gun dealer, and I've been out playing with my nephew and his buddies all afternoon."
He has me get out of the car, takes both of the loaded firearms and my keys and licenses to his patrol car. 3 minutes later, the Chief rolls up. He looks at me, looks at the Officer, then brings me one of the handguns the Officer had taken to his car.
Chief: "David, can you show us how to remove the magazine, please?"
I drop the mag (Walther P-99, and they were relatively new at the time), then the Chief and I start talking about the gun.
I wound up selling the Chief one right there in front of the Officer, who handed me my ticket and stood there in amazement.
Chief: "Sorry about the ticket, but he was already writing when I pulled up."
Me: "No problem, I did roll through the sign anyway."
LE: "Is that an AK?"
Me: "No. That's a Ruger Mini 14. Greatest rifle ever made. THIS is an AK (handing him the AK). Want one?"
LE: "Yeah, can you order me one?"
Only time I ever got a ticket and turned a profit