Got some jingle in your pocket?

[Mr. H.]

$143.44 and a paper clip.

 

[copsnrobbers]

$143.44 and a paper clip.

Is that paper clip there for poking out the eye of a thief?

 

[Mr. H.]

$143.44 and a paper clip.

Is that paper clip there for poking out the eye of a thief?

Picking locks.

Actually, I try to always carry a paper clip and a rubber band in my pocket at all times.
Oddly they've both come in handy over the years.

 

[Cuyo]

I'm nekkid. So none.

 

[Dabs]

I'm nekkid. So none.

Pics!
NAO!
Or we do not believe you!

 

[Salt Jones]

A $100 bill. I use cash 90% of the time. I find that carrying a large bill dissuades me from nickel and dimeing away money. It's a hassle to buy something for $4.27 when you have to break a hundred.