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Rule 69 is kinda cool too.
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Geico pig ad celebrates bestiality
- Thread starter American_Jihad
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Rule 69 is kinda cool too.
ScienceRocks
Democrat all the way!
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- #82
Is there anything the left won't try to push down our throats? Honestly.
- Thread starter
- #83
I publish a website filled with fantasies about human being interacting with athropromophized animals.
Nobody seems much offended by it.
I heard that progressive/liberals on the left coast are getting into bugality and we are going to have to make laws against bugophillia...
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- #84
Is there anything the left won't try to push down our throats? Honestly.
Nice visual there.
ArmyCowboy
The Dark Lord
Is there anything the left won't try to push down our throats? Honestly.
Is it just me, or does anyone else chuckle when they hear some rightwinger talk about things "getting pushed down their throats?"
ArmyCowboy
The Dark Lord
Is there anything the left won't try to push down our throats? Honestly.
Nice visual there.
Freudian slip?
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- #87
Is there anything the left won't try to push down our throats? Honestly.
Is it just me, or does anyone else chuckle when they hear some rightwinger talk about things "getting pushed down their throats?"
Me! Me!
- Thread starter
- #88
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35aWgiA0YK4]GEICO Piggy Commercial - Maxwell and Ted Have Hail Damage - YouTube[/ame]
Steelplate
Bluesman
Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(think I know someone who could make TWO bombs!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of the ocean?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life, or maybe a piglion)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........in a woman maybe, can;t stop talking they can't, I know what my strongest muscle is)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing, but why would they want to anyway?)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
...........and I STILL cannot forget about that PIG !!
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(think I know someone who could make TWO bombs!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of the ocean?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life, or maybe a piglion)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........in a woman maybe, can;t stop talking they can't, I know what my strongest muscle is)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing, but why would they want to anyway?)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
...........and I STILL cannot forget about that PIG !!
Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2
Granny says, "Dat's right...
... have ya noticed?...
... the pig is nekid!"
... have ya noticed?...
... the pig is nekid!"
ScienceRocks
Democrat all the way!
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- #91
They been promoting a form of it for a couple of decades now. So what's the problem?
- Thread starter
- #92
Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(think I know someone who could make TWO bombs!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of the ocean?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life, or maybe a piglion)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........in a woman maybe, can;t stop talking they can't, I know what my strongest muscle is)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing, but why would they want to anyway?)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
...........and I STILL cannot forget about that PIG !!
Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2
You forgot to link it...
some radom facts? If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6? | swimolin on Xanga
gallantwarrior
Gold Member
Do I know any women who choose to enjoy premarital sex in a safe manner?Do you know any Sandra Fluke types?
Why yes, I've met a few.
But let's talk about the pigs more, can you say more stuff about that for me?
Do you know any who will pay for their own contraception? How about going dutch for dinner? Oooops, wait, they'll expect to foot the bill for that too.
gallantwarrior
Gold Member
This commercial was offensive even before anyone else complained.
Here we have a reasonably attractive young woman who wants to fuck a pig. There's no one else available, the pig will do. I immediately thought of Sandra Fluke. Didn't anyone see this commercial and just want to say "Hey lady, are you so hard up you want to fuck a PIG?" Even a cute pig. The punchline being, not even the pig wants her!
Geico is no stranger to making women appear sexually foolish. They had a commercial where some teenager was giving the gecko the come on at a wedding. The gecko at least had the grace to respond "Good Grief". The punchline being, not even the gecko wants her.
The commercials are reduced to the message "Women will fuck anything". They just want someone else to pay for it.
Dude, you have some serious issues with women and sexuality.
Out here in the real world, the commercial was silly, but no big deal.
Dude? That's your first mistake.
C'mon, anyone who's been at USMB for any few minutes knows that JoeB doesn't function in the same 'real' world as most adult humans do. Cut him some slack.
Do I know any women who choose to enjoy premarital sex in a safe manner?Do you know any Sandra Fluke types?
Why yes, I've met a few.
But let's talk about the pigs more, can you say more stuff about that for me?
Do you know any who will pay for their own contraception? How about going dutch for dinner? Oooops, wait, they'll expect to foot the bill for that too.
My wife dealt with her own contraception and DEMANDED to pay her own way.
auditor0007
Gold Member
There's about one million "moms" in the country in desperate need of a life.
Nah, they just need to get laid. Their husbands must not be doing it for them.
Mr. Peepers
Senior Member
No, he's not. He's like the millions of other normal people that were disgusted by a commercial with a girl that wants to fuck a pig.
How do you know? Maybe she just wanted to make out.
Truthseeker420
Gold Member
Remember the Oikos commercial with John Stamos, where he was teasing a woman with yogurt, but denies her, so she headbutts him and knocks him to the ground? If the roles were reversed and a man headbutted a woman and knocked her 10 feet away, would you just be saying "stupid Oikos commercial". Liberals and feminists would be having the biggeset, limp wristedest hissy fit of all time.
Headbutting John Stamos is almost like headbutting a girl.
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Hey knee jerkers, there's new commercial showing the pig wanting sex with a human. This one is a lot worse though because the pig is - you ready?
This is not suitable for work or small children ...
The PIG is not wearing any clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH
MY
FUCKING
GAWD
What will fill in the blank - choose from the list below FORCE down our throats next???????????
x Liberals
x neo-Cons
x Old Cons (paroled from prison)
x Newt Gingrich
x Fascists
x Christians
x Commies
x fux, $arah, lushbo, that weird radio guy whose desperately trying to get noticed, alex something or other, Brietbart, etc
x Fags
x Marxists
x Muslims
x Rachel Maddow who is actually vampire as proven by the nutter video on You Tube
x Socialists
x KKK
x Westboro Baptists
x Choose your own poison
x All of the above
This is not suitable for work or small children ...
The PIG is not wearing any clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH
MY
FUCKING
GAWD
What will fill in the blank - choose from the list below FORCE down our throats next???????????
x Liberals
x neo-Cons
x Old Cons (paroled from prison)
x Newt Gingrich
x Fascists
x Christians
x Commies
x fux, $arah, lushbo, that weird radio guy whose desperately trying to get noticed, alex something or other, Brietbart, etc
x Fags
x Marxists
x Muslims
x Rachel Maddow who is actually vampire as proven by the nutter video on You Tube
x Socialists
x KKK
x Westboro Baptists
x Choose your own poison
x All of the above
Truthseeker420
Gold Member
If women see this as a silly humorous commercial they are part of the problem. It is demeaning to women. But, perhaps, I just want to give women more credit than that when women aren't worth it any longer.
what happened ?
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