Johnson Gary in the debates!

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Just kidding.

The least they could do would be to have a fat head picture of Gary mounted on the wall.
 
"Mr. Johnson, how do you feel about the tax code?"
"The fuck is a tax?"
"Mr. Johnson, what is your input on how to deal with ISIS?"
"Do you mean the guy in Africa?"
 
"Mr. Johnson, how do you feel about the tax code?"
"The fuck is a tax?"
"Mr. Johnson, what is your input on how to deal with ISIS?"
"Do you mean the guy in Africa?"

Put down the pot Gary, I thought you promised to stop smoking that stuff while on the campaign trail.
 
"where am I?"
"Mr. Johnson, you are at the debates"
"Da fuk is a debate? fogetit, got a match?"
 
Gotcha questions


Reporter: So tell me Mr. Trump, what is your favorite book in the Bible?

Trump: The Bible? I would tell you but I'm afraid just saying the name of a book in the Bible would cause the demons in your lying ass press body of yours to scream out in horror.

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Reporter: So tell us Hillary, did you tell the American people any lies?

Hillary: No, FBI director Comey reaffirmed that I only told the truth.

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Reporter: Gary, can you tell us about the Bush Doctrine?

Gary: I have no idea what that is. Can I buy a vowel?

Golley Gee, I really need to get smarter.
 

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