Foreplay...

[Big Black Dog]

A good friend of mine asked me tonight if I could define "foreplay" for him. I gave it some thought as we drank our beers and said, and I quote, "Foreplay is 30 days of begging." Can anybody define it better?

 

[hjmick]

It's the orgasm your wife gets before you get yours. At least that's what I'm told. By my wife.

 

[Oddball]

"Foreplay is 30 days of begging."

......followed by a trip to the jewelry store.

 

[dink]

I'm married. Can someone explain foreplay to me again.

 

[AVG-JOE]

A good friend of mine asked me tonight if I could define "foreplay" for him. I gave it some thought as we drank our beers and said, and I quote, "Foreplay is 30 days of begging." Can anybody define it better?

Me and 3 chicks together... or would that be fourplay?

 

[hjmick]

I'm married. Can someone explain foreplay to me again.

See post #2.

 

[dink]

I'm married. Can someone explain foreplay to me again.

See post #2.

Oh yea. It's coming back to me now.

 

[AVG-JOE]

I'm married. Can someone explain foreplay to me again.

Foreplay is 3 little words..........
































Brace yourself, woman!

 

[dink]

I'm married. Can someone explain foreplay to me again.

Foreplay is 3 little words..........
































Brace yourself, woman!

rotf!!!

 

[Luissa]

It is the three bases before you get to home.

 

[AVG-JOE]

It the three bases before you get to home.

"He's rounding third and heading for home!!"

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfftR-_P5vg[/ame]

 

[Skull Pilot]

I though foreplay was the three margaritas you buy for your date.

 

[Colin]

Dominoes, cribbage or gin rummy.

 

[strollingbones]

foreplay is not...coming down the house and saying..."honey i took a shower"

foreplay is not... asking for a bj cause you feel lazy

i could just go on and on

 

[strollingbones]

Dominoes, cribbage or gin rummy.

i always enjoy a good game of domino's or gin...

 

[Colin]

Dominoes, cribbage or gin rummy.

i always enjoy a good game of domino's or gin...

OK Bones. Would you like me to come over and warm you up with a hand or two?

 

[RadiomanATL]

Foreplay should last at least a good hour or so before the main event.

 

[RadiomanATL]

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.

It almost tickled as he fingers started at her neck and then began moving down past the small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, roller over and started to watch the tv.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, “that was wonderful. Why did you stop?”

He said “I found the remote”.

 

[mudwhistle]

Four-play is when you can't find a fifth during a pickup game of basketball.

 

[mudwhistle]

Foreplay should last at least a good hour or so before the main event.

If it takes an hour of foreplay you need to find someone that doesn't take so much warming up.

I've known some who's idea of foreplay is "Okay, let's play hide the salami".