Foreplay...

[RadiomanATL]

Foreplay should last at least a good hour or so before the main event.

If it takes an hour of foreplay you need to find someone that doesn't take so much warming up.

I've known some who's idea of foreplay is "Okay, let's play hide the salami".

It's not about a warm-up.

It's about prolonging the enjoyment.

 

[Gatekeeper]

And for some, the woman replies: "Are you AWAKE!"

OH, and I thought FOREplay was the new TigerWoodie motto. FORE, meaning Incoming!!

I am not trying to be funny, I am trying to remember.

 

[dilloduck]

Foreplay ain't so bad considering some women require six or sevenplay

 

[mudwhistle]

Foreplay ain't so bad considering some women require six or sevenplay

Some consider diamonds and dinner good foreplay.

 

[dilloduck]

Foreplay ain't so bad considering some women require six or sevenplay

Some consider diamonds and dinner good foreplay.

If the price were only clearly marked on the package it would be so much easier for all involved

 

[007]

What is foreplay?

* The loving before the shoving.

* The petting before the getting.

* BULLSHIT!

* The licking before the pricking.

* The stroking before the poking.

* The procrastination & masturbation preceding penetration.

* The lingering and the fingering.

* A premature ejaculators nightmare!



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