For what this is worth, I am really going to miss Aunt Jemima

Genuflecting how much sugar can you get out of it? Dems can milk a armadillo , and get cheese out of it.
 
More evidence that the only “systematic racism” that exists is certainly not directed at blacks.
 
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Goodbye Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, Mrs. Butterworth's, and 'Cream of Wheat' logo are joining you.

Next, Eskimo Pies.
 
Will lesbians demand the end of Klondike bars?

District of Columbia! OMG!!! It has to be renamed.

And all cities named Columbus. And streets. And the Columbus Craft Meats Co.
 
She is sitting not two feet from me now, I might have to buy lots of bottles now and transfer the syrup to them.

This is sad, what did Aunty do to hurt anyone

I have it on good authority that Aunt Jemima was using her syrup business as a front for her meth lab.
 
A lot of folks thought that Juan Valdez was a coffee grower from Brazil, but he was actually running a drug cartel that did a hit on the Frito Bandito, for hijacking a load of coke in Columbia.
 
Someone said Cracker Jacks are now called Caucasian Jacks. LOL

As for me, I have a 4 place toaster and do the following:

4 of these toasted on setting #7
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A banana sliced to cover all 4 pretty much

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Then exactly one packet of this:

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Drizzled over the entire meal.

400 calories more or less, 4 grams of fiber give or take.

That is before the ice-cold skim milk of course.

Aunt Jemimah, you won't be missed.
 
Make my own syrup when I do, however I rarely make syrup anymore. I eat pancakes with eggs and waffles with just a little butter.
 
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No, it gives me heartburn. Ever had real maple syrup? It is nothing like the syrup that corporations puke out of their R&D cubicles.

Can’t beat real maple syrup, I don’t like the new substitute, which is corn syrup.
 
They will probably call it Cousin Clyde’s Maple Syrup or some other dumb shit name.
 

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