For the Cult: Melania's Movie Reviews are in...

[Hollie]

Here you go:



Now stop begging!

Here you are again, creepy stalker.

Somebody's having a little racist sad, because we mocked his incel spank bank barbie ^^

You just can’t get enough self humiliation, creepy stalker.

 

[BackAgain]

I don’t care about the negative reviews of the movie from shitbags like the NY Slimes. I also don’t care if her accent makes it impossible to understand whatever she is saying.

I mean, I have absolutely no intention of seeing her movie, anyway.

And it ought to be obvious that I wouldn’t go seek Big Mike’s movie, either.

 

[struth]

Michelle Obama and Melania Trump only have one thing in common: they were/are both a First Lady.

True, clearly Netflix knew that and went their cheaper route

 

[struth]

She really sounds dumb as a box of rocks.

Cartoonishly foreign accent.

This is what MAGA wanted.

So true, maga believes in the Americans dream and that even a poor girl from Eastern Europe can immigrant here and become First Lady

Xenophobic bigots like yourself are offended by that

 

[MarcATL]

So true, maga believes in the Americans dream and that even a poor girl from Eastern Europe can immigrant here and become First Lady

Xenophobic bigots like yourself are offended by that

Tell that to the Ohio voters liar.

 

[MarathonMike]

MAGA World: "THE GREATEST MOVIE IN THE HISTORICAL HISTORY OF MOVIE HISTORIES!"

Melania made a movie? OK that's nice.

 

[Augustine_]

Wife and I went to see The Housemaid which was pretty good. One of the preview trailers was for the Melania Trump Movie. I thought it was a satire or maybe a comedy. Low and behold it was a real trailer for a real movie/documentary. The crowd laughed at the trailer. What a propaganda machine for the cult




Here are some too early reviews:

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She's holding on for her Erika Kirk moment when the husband her prostituting ass has forced herself to endure finally croaks. The celebration tour will be epic.

 

[struth]

Tell that to the Ohio voters liar.

Will do

What do you think I lied about?

 

[playtime]

Is that one of the trannies Biden turned loose on the Whitehouse lawn?

that's yer chosen one's sloppy 2nds skank

 

[Cellblock2429]

Wife and I went to see The Housemaid which was pretty good. One of the preview trailers was for the Melania Trump Movie. I thought it was a satire or maybe a comedy. Low and behold it was a real trailer for a real movie/documentary. The crowd laughed at the trailer. What a propaganda machine for the cult




Here are some too early reviews:

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/-----/ You want to see a cult? Here's a cult for ya.

 

[Cellblock2429]

Wife and I went to see The Housemaid which was pretty good. One of the preview trailers was for the Melania Trump Movie. I thought it was a satire or maybe a comedy. Low and behold it was a real trailer for a real movie/documentary. The crowd laughed at the trailer. What a propaganda machine for the cult




Here are some too early reviews:

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/----/ If Milania was a Kardashian, you'd be spanking your monkey in the theater while your wife watched.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

So Amazon paid $75 million for an episode of 60 Minutes.

Nothing to see here, folks. What bribe?

 

[JoeB131]

Do you know she was paid $40 million dollars for that pap?

If that is true, and I believe it is, it is a corporate giant named Netflix paying their dues to Trump for "protection".

Actually, it was Amazon that paid for this.

What this movie needs is an MST3K riff track.

 

[citygator]

What this movie needs is an MST3K riff track.

I'd watch that.

I just posted this in another Melania thread: Went to movies last night and checked the Melania showing which showed 20 people bought a ticket. I poked my head in the theater and 4 people showed up. I think companies are buying tickets and giving them away to employees who arent showing up.

 

[odanny]

People rarely go to movies, unless it's a blockbuster "franchise".

Did Trump think his base would turn out for this? How out of touch is this guy?

Good Lord.

 

[Mr Natural]

People rarely go to movies, unless it's a blockbuster "franchise".

Did Trump think his base would turn out for this? How out of touch is this guy?

Good Lord.

But what could be a bigger blockbuster than a Melania movie?

 

[MarathonMike]

I don’t care about the negative reviews of the movie from shitbags like the NY Slimes. I also don’t care if her accent makes it impossible to understand whatever she is saying.

I mean, I have absolutely no intention of seeing her movie, anyway.

And it ought to be obvious that I wouldn’t go seek Big Mike’s movie, either.

Who would want to watch a political movie? Movies are an escape from Politics.

 

[MarathonMike]

Here you are again, creepy stalker.

You just can’t get enough self humiliation, creepy stalker.

He's another one who trolls to maximize reaction score. LOL