Not to scare you, but we already know how. Remember this scene? Don't let them fool you that it's all a Hollywood dream:
What's that? You lost me, OL. Is that a movie or something?
Yup. That's Scarlett OHara about two seconds before she pulls the handgun from behind her skirt and shoots a Yankee right between the eyes who is set on plundering her home and her. (Gone With the Wind)
Oh, I see. I never saw that movie. We didn't have a television growing up, so I don't know most of the popular movies people talk about. We got one in the late 70s, early 80s, and I just watched Bonanza and Happy Days reuns. Even now, I have one, but I never watch it. I've always meant to watch that one, though, just because people talk about it so much.
Anyway. OL, I think you're looking for an enemy where none exists. I'm not your enemy. Gimme a pat on the head telling me good boy, and maybe throw me a bone with an occasional blowjob, I'm a happy man, I don't complain. I'll do my chores and guard the front door, and go about my business. Generally speaking. Not you specifically.