FBI raids Mike Johnson's home and finds troubling documents

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FBI Uncovers Horrifying Extremist Reading Material In Mike Johnson's Home

BENTON, LA — The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today that it had discovered terrifying extremist reading material in a raid of Speaker of the House Mike Johnson's Louisiana home.

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BENTON, LA — The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today that it had discovered terrifying extremist reading material in a raid of Speaker of the House Mike Johnson's Louisiana home.
"We were very troubled by what we found during our totally legal raid," said FBI Special Agent Curt Schampers. "When our tactical team breached the door of the home, one of our lead agents called our attention to a piece of reading material on the living room coffee table. The reading material appeared to be a thick, leather-bound book that had pages with gold-gilded edges. Clearly some type of radical, religious text. This type of book is normally only found in the homes of truly dangerous individuals."
Eyewitnesses reported seeing FBI agents removing the book from the home in a sealed plastic bag for further investigation. "You could see the fear in their eyes," said Johnson's neighbor Darius Anderson. "I heard them talking to each other and saying they knew people who read that book were radical, unhinged fanatics who believe crazy things and want to take over the world. To think Mike Johnson is a part of something like that…it's pretty scary."
When asked to comment on what impact this discovery may have on Johnson's ability to serve effectively as Speaker of the House, Special Agent Schampers had only this to say: "This country would look a lot different if the kind of people who read that book were in charge of things."
At publishing time, the FBI refused to comment on horrifying reports that framed passages of religious texts were found hanging on the walls of the home.

James Comey was quoted as saying, "And we thought Trump's documents were bad, you ain't seen nothing till you enter the Johnson home!"

 

[1srelluc]

Whoo! Good thing they did not find his pocket Constitution.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

There would be a problem with it if it was found sitting on the coffee table upside down and backwards .

 

[progressive hunter]

There would be a problem with it if it was found sitting on the coffee table upside down and backwards .

thats a very pathetic attempt to make a funny,,,

 

[leftwinger]

There would be a problem with it if it was found sitting on the coffee table upside down and backwards .

JackArseofNoBrains seems to think he’s funny as he support 2020 enemy communist takeover of the US GOVT.

 

[okfine]

There would be a problem with it if it was found sitting on the coffee table upside down and backwards .

Or pages were torn out for rolling papers.

 

[progressive hunter]

Or pages were torn out for rolling papers.

better to use them to wrap round ball and send the word of god directly to the hethens at ballistic speed,,

 

[okfine]

Whoo! Good thing they did not find his pocket Constitution.

Or naked pics of Melania bookmarking the story of Onan.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

JackArseofNoBrains seems to think he’s funny as he support 2020 enemy communist takeover of the US GOVT.

Me support adults in charge Ralphie...Stop using big words. And maybe complete your sentences. You'll hurt your mush muffin...erm...brain.