You are a victim of your own incompetence.
It's comedy gold when a fundie claims to know "how evolution actually works". Here's a hint: magic, supernaturalism, and a worldwide conspiracy involving "Evilutionist atheist" scientists is hardly something you should bring to the grown up table.
If I am incompetent, and I managed to prove you were wrong, which I did, what does that make you?
FYI, the reason I actually understand evolution is that, unlike you, I studied it enough to know how it works. I don't get my science from kids books, I get it from doctoral theses. You have the basic information I learned in 3rd grade, most of which is doesn't even rise to the level of being wrong.
Also, I am not a fundie, I actually know evolution is a valid theory, I don't take it on faith.