Some kids, like you [
ScenceRocks, née Matthew] specifically, are not college material. You lack the critical thinking skills to navigate and problem solve at a management level. You have piss poor judgement and believe in myths. Hiring a bed wetting liberal is the worst thing a company can do.
However we do need more carpenters, painters, sheet rockers, and general ditch digging types now. What with so many illegals being run out of town you might be able to come out of the basement and learn a trade. If you can keep a steady 40+ hour week you might learn something and be able to work your way up to crew leader. It would give you some self esteem and respect, it might even get you into a whole house of your own.