Estimated jackpot $355 million

[uscitizen]

I actually bought my first lotto ticket in 6 months or so last friday and did not even have any idea what the jackpot was.
It was defective though and I did not win.

 

[Paulie]

Well I lost.

I guess I still have to see all you fuckers again tomorrow.

FUCK!

 

[Mr. H.]

I haven't checked the numbers. It's bad luck. As far as I'm concerned, I won.
Prove me wrong, ya bastids!

 

[uscitizen]

Bad luck to see if you won???

it is a done deal either you won or not.

 

[Article 15]

Well I lost.

My plan to leave a turd on my boss's chair must wait til another day,

 

[Mr. H.]

Bad luck to see if you won???

it is a done deal either you won or not.

Stop messin' with my fantasies.

 

[uscitizen]

Bad luck to see if you won???

it is a done deal either you won or not.

Stop messin' with my fantasies.

Sorry, I just got confused, that time travel thing I guess.

 

[RadiomanATL]

I won! I won!

....$2.00

 

[007]

I had $20 on the $355M and didn't win crapola. Somebody won it though. It's back down to $12M.

Had no one won it, I was going to play $1,000 on the next jackpot. It probably would have jumped to over $500M, half a billion. Hell ya I'll gamble a grand on a chance to win half a billion. Looks like I'll be saving my grand though. Some son a bitch won, and the only reason they're a son of a bitch is, is because they're not ME!

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

You think Id post in this shit hole if I had money?

 

[Paulie]

One winner was from washington state. Where's luissa??

 

[Ropey]

I'd sell them to you for that.

would you leave me lunch money?

I'd cut you a good deal. Don't worry.

I've heard that before....

 

[Sarah G]

Ok, so who here bought a mega-millions ticket?

Me. The winner wasn't from Ohio though, dammit.