Esteemed Cook Political Report Releases Its First Polling On Swing States And Hoo Boy, "Unsustainable"

[Esoteric Inkling]

Fun fact: Anton's anatomy is incapable of testosterone production.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I'll be candid here:

I believe there's already been plenty of credible polls released conveying that Biden's campaign is sinking faster than the Lusitania with a woke navy.

However, Cook Political Report is considered the creme da le creme of every pretentious latte' sipping Acela riding Leftist this side of the Atlantic.

That and Larry Sabato's Crystal Ball are (supposedly) irrefutable hallowed polling ground, exceeding the irrational reverence bestowed upon the likes of FiveThirtyEight and even Gallup.

So, with that context, let's have a look see, shall we?





OH! MY EYES!

My poor fwagile widdle eyes!

That smarts.

And let's also throw in the fact that Wisconsin under polls Trump even more than possibly any other state. (And they pretty much all do it.)

Speaking of "blood baths".

Dems are gonna need a bigger boat.

And a better candidate - cuz this Dark Brandon rubbish?

No one's buyin' it.

Part 81,000,000 Biden will NOT be the nominee

 

[RhodyPatriot]

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What is this, Handmaid's fail?

 

[AntonToo]

You clearly don't understand how Venmo works.

How does Venmo work for me to get money when you don't want me to get the money?

 

[RhodyPatriot]

How does Venmo work for me to get money when you don't want me to get the money?

YOU bet ME, fuckface.

Jesus, is your IQ as much of a loss as your personality?

If so - we're all epically bored already.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

How does Venmo work for me to get money when you don't want me to get the money?

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

 

[RhodyPatriot]

CNN: "One of the biggest crowds we've ever seen in a blue county, more than the Democrats would like to see".

DEAL WITH IT US MESSAGE BOARD LEFTISTS.

We're not who you're arguing with. (MAGA)

Not us in the MAGAverse, but your own Leftist establishment puppet masters who are bailing on your Dark sniffing/molesting Champion.

Rethink your own life values accordingly.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

CNN: "One of the biggest crowds we've ever seen in a blue county, more than the Democrats would like to see".

DEAL WITH IT US MESSAGE BOARD LEFTISTS.

We;re not who you're arguing with.

Not us in the MAGAverse, but your own Leftist establishment puppet masters who are bailing on your Dark sniffing/molesting Champion.

Rethink your own life values accordingly.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

25,000?????

Holy hell, for South Bronx?

That would be the equivalent of Biden going into the deepest electoral region of the country, he gets....oh wait....no one goes out to see Biden.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

25,000?????

Holy hell, for South Bronx?

That would be the equivalent of Biden going into the deepest electoral region of the country, he gets....oh wait....no one goes out to see Biden.

 

[AntonToo]

Nonetheless, if you're the one proposing the "non-monetary" (pussy cough cough) "bet" - shouldn't you lend some more specificity to your terms?

No problem:

Trump gets convicted, his numbers vs Biden h2h don't fall within 3 weeks, I lose.
Trump gets convicted, his numbers vs Biden h2h fall within 3 weeks, you lose.


Loser has to change signature to the following pic for a month:

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

No problem:

Trump gets convicted, his numbers vs Biden h2h don't fall within 3 weeks, I lose.
Trump get convicted, his numbers vs Biden h2h fall within 3 weeks, you lose.

Loser has to change signature to the following pic:

 

[RhodyPatriot]

No problem:

Trump gets convicted, his numbers vs Biden h2h don't fall within 3 weeks, I lose.
Trump get convicted, his numbers vs Biden h2h fall within 3 weeks, you lose.

Loser has to change signature to the following pic:

I understand you have to mentally disabled cosplay - but this ain't no Circus son

No problem:

Trump gets convicted, his numbers vs Biden h2h don't fall within 3 weeks, I lose.
Trump gets convicted, his numbers vs Biden h2h fall within 3 weeks, you lose.


Loser has to change signature to the following pic for a month:

Wow.

I can't believe you were willing to just - off the cuff - wager the equivalent of a GO Fish Round of Death.

 

[AntonToo]

I understand you have to mentally disabled cosplay - but this ain't no Circus son


Wow.

I can't believe you were willing to just - off the cuff - wager the equivalent of a GO Fish round of death.

Whatever you say clown.

You have some counter terms? lets have them.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

I understand you have to mentally disabled cosplay - but this ain't no Circus son



Wow.

I can't believe you were willing to just - off the cuff - wager the equivalent of a GO Fish Round of Death.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Whatever you say clown.

You have some counter terms? lets have them.

Are you severely mentally stricken?

Let me reiterate this, hopefully for the final time:

You created this entire stupid bet.

You figure it out.

BIGOT.

 

[AntonToo]

Are you severely mentally stricken?

Let me reiterate this, hopefully for the final time:

You created this entire stupid bet.

You figure it out.

BIGOT.

I figured it out, you've declined the bet.

Run along now.

 

[Esoteric Inkling]

Are you severely mentally stricken?

Let me reiterate this, hopefully for the final time:

You created this entire stupid bet.

You figure it out.

BIGOT.