Don't Spread Your Legs

[lennypartiv]

If you don't want to get pregnant, don't spread your legs.

Here's an article that's good for a laugh. We know who is really responsible.

---Who is responsible for unwanted pregnancies? Men, a new book argues.---

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[White 6]

If you don't want to get pregnant, don't spread your legs.

Here's an article that's good for a laugh. We know who is really responsible.

---Who is responsible for unwanted pregnancies? Men, a new book argues.---

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Well, one thing for sure. Women don't get other women pregnant.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Well, one thing for sure. Women don't get other women pregnant.

I don't know, supposedly anything's possible .. these days ...

 

[RodISHI]

I takes two.

 

[Concerned American]

Well, one thing for sure. Women don't get other women pregnant.

Another thing for sure, a woman won't get pregnant if she doesn't spread her legs. It takes two to tango.

 

[Lumpy 1]

 

[White 6]

Another thing for sure, a woman won't get pregnant if she doesn't spread her legs. It takes two to tango.

Sometimes in the case of rape it has been known to take 3 or 4 to hold her down. Sometimes with date rape drugs one guy can spread them for her with very little trouble at all. Just getting girls drunk used to be very popular, though I'm sure, nobody does that anymore.

 

[toobfreak]

Well, one thing for sure. Women don't get other women pregnant.

I'm not sure we can say that with certainty anymore.

 

[White 6]

I'm not sure we can say that with certainty anymore.

Don't get confused. Chicks with dicks aren't chicks. If a tranny has not had the root removed he can still extend the family tree. We are seeing this in prisons now, and unfortunately in girls restrooms in high schools.

 

[Canon Shooter]

Another thing for sure, a woman won't get pregnant if she doesn't spread her legs. It takes two to tango.

Tell that to the Virgin Mary...

 

[RodISHI]

Tell that to the Virgin Mary...

Still took two. Mary and the Holy Spirit.

 

[Concerned American]

Sometimes in the case of rape it has been known to take 3 or 4 to hold her down. Sometimes with date rape drugs one guy can spread them for her with very little trouble at all. Just getting girls drunk used to be very popular, though I'm sure, nobody does that anymore.

Sure because the majority of unwanted pregnancies are due to gang rape. That's a stretch.

 

[ninja007]

wont matter now, depopulation/steralization via the clot shot poison.

 

[Woodznutz]

Girls, aspirin is a cheap birth control pill. You hold it between your knees and whatever happens, don't let it drop.

 

[initforme]

It would truly be funny if we had a big drop in births for a few years. Panic.

 

[WinterBorn]

Girls, aspirin is a cheap birth control pill. You hold it between your knees and whatever happens, don't let it drop.

I always liked that joke.

But holding an aspirin between her knees would not work. I actually proved that to my first wife.

 

[Woodznutz]

I always liked that joke.

But holding an aspirin between her knees would not work. I actually proved that to my first wife.

Pretty sure I know what you mean.

 

[JoeMoma]

Another thing for sure, a woman won't get pregnant if she doesn't spread her legs. It takes two to tango.

Actually there ae some positions that don't require leg spreading. Doggie anyone?

 

[WinterBorn]

Pretty sure I know what you mean.

Then allow me to explain. If you still don't understand, I will get into graphic detail.


My 1st wife made this joke. And while I laughed, I told her it wouldn't help. She argued that it was foolproof. Until one evening, as we are getting "frisky" I had her lean over a chair. In the midst of it all I stopped and asked "What about that aspirin now?".

 

[Woodznutz]

Then allow me to explain. If you still don't understand, I will get into graphic detail.


My 1st wife made this joke. And while I laughed, I told her it wouldn't help. She argued that it was foolproof. Until one evening, as we are getting "frisky" I had her lean over a chair. In the midst of it all I stopped and asked "What about that aspirin now?".

Zackly. If you go in 'the back way' she could tie her legs together and it wouldn't save her.