Hobbit
Senior Member
So, just a few minutes ago, I went out to my mailbox to get the mail when some new age hippy chick walked up. Now, I'm not just saying this, as this chick had the works. She had the hippy hair, the hippy cothes, the piercings, the facial expression of having smoked too much pot, and she was probably named 'Sunflower' to boot. Well, there, on her arm was one of those hippy Chinese calligraphy tattoos that's supposed to make you look spiritual, except it said, I kid you not, "Stupid American." I had to contain myself. I just looked at her and asked what the tattoo said. She gave me this "Oh, I'm so glad you noticed my awesome blah blah blah" look and said "Eternal hope." I quickly had to say "Bye" and run right back into my house to keep from busting out right then and there. And I still haven't gotten my mail.
