Show Me Time; I'll Show You How to Waste It
By David Grimes,
Sarasota Herald Tribune
July 17, 2005
According to a new study, workers from Missouri spend more time goofing off than anyone else. Research by
www.salary.com reveals that Missouri workers waste 3.2 hours a day, costing employers $28.1 billion in productivity each year.
The study does not attempt to explain why Missourians waste more time at work than folks in other states, but it is my personal opinion that people there spend a lot of their day staring into space, wondering why Missouri is called the "Show Me State." (Perhaps it means, "Show Me Why I Should Stop Playing Computer Solitaire and Get Back to Inventorying Widgets.")
Once word gets out that Missouri employees spend 3.2 hours a day visiting chat rooms and wandering aimlessly around the office holding an empty coffee cup, job applications will come flooding in as people in other parts of the country seek the opportunity to loaf in a more structured, institutionalized manner.
Obviously, this is a huge missed opportunity for Florida, where workers currently waste only a pathetic 2.2 hours a day (Our slothfulness does drag the state's economy down by $44.4 billion a year, however, so it's not like we're not trying.).
Even more alarming, the 2.2 hours of wasted time a day ties us with North Dakota, which has only 3 full-time employees and a temp, whose job it is to hand-crank the telephones.
Clearly, we Floridians need to polish our loafing skills if we are to compete with Missouri and other hotbeds of sluggishness like Indiana (2.8 hours) and Kentucky (2.8 hours). Filling a single additional hour of the day with non-work should not be that difficult.
As someone who has made a career, such as it is, out of wasting time, I would be happy to share some of my secrets:
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