When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing
to their hospital, the allergists voted to scratch it and the dermatologists
advised no rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists
thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the obstetricians stated
they were all labouring under a misconception.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the pathologists
yelled, "Over my dead body", while the pediatricians said," Grow up!"
The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the surgeons decided
to wash their hands of the whole thing and the radiologists could see right
through it!
The physicians thought it was a bitter pill to swallow; and the plastic surgeons
said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists felt the scheme
wouldn't hold water. The anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas and the
cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the proctologists left the decision up to some idiot in administration.
to their hospital, the allergists voted to scratch it and the dermatologists
advised no rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists
thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the obstetricians stated
they were all labouring under a misconception.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the pathologists
yelled, "Over my dead body", while the pediatricians said," Grow up!"
The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the surgeons decided
to wash their hands of the whole thing and the radiologists could see right
through it!
The physicians thought it was a bitter pill to swallow; and the plastic surgeons
said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists felt the scheme
wouldn't hold water. The anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas and the
cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the proctologists left the decision up to some idiot in administration.