Old Women And Their Bo's

[froggy]

The old woman speaking of her dates.


As soon as I wake up, (Will Power) helps me get out of bed.



Then I go to see (John).



Then (Charlie Horse) comes along,

& when he's here,

he takes up a lot of my time & attention.



When he leaves,

(Arthur Ritis) shows up & stays the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long

so he takes me from joint to joint.



After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with (Ben Gay).

What a life!

Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with (Al Zyme)r;

or whatever his name is. I forget!



and I'm thinking of calling (Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Jose Quervo or Johnny Walker) to come over and keep me company.

Now remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper...

the closer it gets to the end,

the faster it goes.