Did you have sex with this women? She's thanking you for being the dad of her kids.

[Rikurzhen]

Modern politics as created by liberals. Married women vote disproportionately for Republicans. Single mothers who marry the government vote for Democrats because they appreciate the strong father influence that government brings to their kids.

 

[Pogo]

Apparently inability to discern singular from plural is coincident with inability to discern satire...