Did itt Romney club a baby seal?

[MuadDib]

Oh, the humanity!

Geez, the Libtards have accused him of everything else.

 

[blastoff]

If he did I'd be highly disappointed. He should be a part of our group whose slogan is, "Save a seal, club a PETA instead."

 

[SniperFire]

That bastard!!! I KNEW it!!!!!!!!

 

[Conservative]

I heard Mitt was really a Nazi KKK commie bastard, and liberals had proof!

 

[NLT]

 

[Ravi]

So that's why he went to Canada with his dog tied to his roof....

 

[Toro]

I also heard he ran a dog fighting club with Mike Vick.

 

[Mad Scientist]

I showed this picture to my wife who said: "Awww, how sweet!".

 

[SniperFire]

 

[uscitizen]

Interesting, this is in the politics section and not the conspiracy section....
hmm

Must be all true then?

But then is there any difference between politics and conspiracies?
Can one exist without the other?

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

I hear one of his classmates has come forth and said he has evidence Romney killed and ate his Grandmother.

 

[paulitician]

Yup, and a few cute little puppydogs and kittens too. He a mean ole meany.

 

[California Girl]

I have no actual evidence for what I am about to say but.... I hear he once dressed as office furniture and scared people.

Oh.... I also heard that some guy is... as we speak... impersonating the POTUS and scaring a lot of people.

 

[Toro]

I heard Mitt Romney took some really powerful LSD and ate a guy on a Miami road.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

He only clubbed it because Obama wanted to eat it.

 

[Truthmatters]

I heard he believes in some crazy religion full of crap like black people are not going to heaven unless they are slaves there too

 

[Truthmatters]

I hear he wears magic underwear

 

[Truthmatters]

I hear he believes everyone on earth now was a spirit in the pre-existence. When we die, our spirits are separated from our bodies and if we were good they go to “spirit paradise.” If we were bad they go to “spirit prison.” The spirit world exists as a place for spirits to go while awaiting the second coming.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

I heard he believes in some crazy religion full of crap like black people are not going to heaven unless they are slaves there too

If that's true Obama will be ok. He's a slave to Wallstreet.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Put the bottles of 5 Hour Energy down TM.