Did itt Romney club a baby seal?

I here he believes when a marriage is sealed in the Temple, a husband can know his wife's celestial name, but she cannot know his. This is so that if he so chooses, he can resurrect her after her death by calling her celestial name.
 
Romney has a Cousin Itt that club baby seals.

Who knew. He'd better watch out for Nanook!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhHCcUnm4SI]Frank Zappa-Nanook Rubs It - YouTube[/ame]
 
I heard Mitt Romney took some really powerful LSD and ate a guy on a Miami road.

I heard he smoked synthetic marajuana and did some bath salts.
 
Breaking News: Mitt Romney was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

Film at 11!
 
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