manu1959
Left Coast Isolationist
Official Announcement:
Speaker of the House Elect Nancy Pelosi today announced that the
Democrats will change the country's emblem from an Eagle to a
CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the new government's
political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts
production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually
being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
Speaker of the House Elect Nancy Pelosi today announced that the
Democrats will change the country's emblem from an Eagle to a
CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the new government's
political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts
production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually
being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
