Democrats Have Written Their Own Version of The Constitution

[Viktor]

The Democrats have written their own version of the US Constitution:

1.LGBTQ have more rights than anybody else
2.If a crime occurs near you and you are white, you are guilty
3.Sex change is mandatory after age 11
4.You must use your American flag as fuel to burn your copy of the current Constitution.
5.Pack the Supreme Court with anybody as long as they are not Republicans
6.If you join the FBI, you must swear allegiance and total obedience to Chucky Schumer and Nancy Pelosi
7.All firearms are illegal as of February 1, 2033. As of Feb 15, 2033, water pistols are illegal. As of April 1, 2033, photographs and drawings of guns are illegal.

16.If your wife is pregnant, you must get Joe Biden's permission to avoid having it aborted.

 

[Penelope]

The Democrats have written their own version of the US Constitution:

1.LGBTQ have more rights than anybody else
2.If a crime occurs near you and you are white, you are guilty
3.Sex change is mandatory after age 11
4.You must use your American flag as fuel to burn your copy of the current Constitution.
5.Pack the Supreme Court with anybody as long as they are not Republicans
6.If you join the FBI, you must swear allegiance and total obedience to Chucky Schumer and Nancy Pelosi
7.All firearms are illegal as of February 1, 2033. As of Feb 15, 2033, water pistols are illegal. As of April 1, 2033, photographs and drawings of guns are illegal.

16.If your wife is pregnant, you must get Joe Biden's permission to avoid having it aborted.

False!!

 

[Moonglow]

The Democrats have written their own version of the US Constitution:

1.LGBTQ have more rights than anybody else
2.If a crime occurs near you and you are white, you are guilty
3.Sex change is mandatory after age 11
4.You must use your American flag as fuel to burn your copy of the current Constitution.
5.Pack the Supreme Court with anybody as long as they are not Republicans
6.If you join the FBI, you must swear allegiance and total obedience to Chucky Schumer and Nancy Pelosi
7.All firearms are illegal as of February 1, 2033. As of Feb 15, 2033, water pistols are illegal. As of April 1, 2033, photographs and drawings of guns are illegal.

16.If your wife is pregnant, you must get Joe Biden's permission to avoid having it aborted.

Another fine load of bullshit, congrats.

 

[DudleySmith]

They just figure it's their turn; the Republicans rewrote it from 1861 through 1900.

 

[JGalt]

The Democrats have written their own version of the US Constitution:

1.LGBTQ have more rights than anybody else
2.If a crime occurs near you and you are white, you are guilty
3.Sex change is mandatory after age 11
4.You must use your American flag as fuel to burn your copy of the current Constitution.
5.Pack the Supreme Court with anybody as long as they are not Republicans
6.If you join the FBI, you must swear allegiance and total obedience to Chucky Schumer and Nancy Pelosi
7.All firearms are illegal as of February 1, 2033. As of Feb 15, 2033, water pistols are illegal. As of April 1, 2033, photographs and drawings of guns are illegal.

16.If your wife is pregnant, you must get Joe Biden's permission to avoid having it aborted.

9. Free basic income, college education, rent, and internet.
10. Voting only by drop boxes and mail-in ballots.
11. Popular vote wins the election, no more pesky Electoral College.
12. Gas stoves banned - Only solar or wind-powered stoves permitted.

 

[alang1216]

The Democrats have written their own version of the US Constitution:

1.LGBTQ have more rights than anybody else
2.If a crime occurs near you and you are white, you are guilty
3.Sex change is mandatory after age 11
4.You must use your American flag as fuel to burn your copy of the current Constitution.
5.Pack the Supreme Court with anybody as long as they are not Republicans
6.If you join the FBI, you must swear allegiance and total obedience to Chucky Schumer and Nancy Pelosi
7.All firearms are illegal as of February 1, 2033. As of Feb 15, 2033, water pistols are illegal. As of April 1, 2033, photographs and drawings of guns are illegal.
16.If your wife is pregnant, you must get Joe Biden's permission to avoid having it aborted.

The actual wording of the Democrats version of the Constitution:

1. LGBTQ people are people too.
2. If you are Black you don't have to prove you are innocent, the gov't has to prove you are guilty
3. Your sex is your business and parents are usually better judges of what is best for a child than the government.
4. Burning the Constitution is your right and is necessary since the SCOTUS revises it frequently
5. There are no rules for SCOTUS appointments, power is all that matters
6. Defunding the local police is bad, defunding the Federal police is also bad.
7. Mass killings are NOT a good thing.
8. The government is NOT always a better judge of your circumstance than you are and is NOT always more moral