- Oct 31, 2012
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When Obama said he was going to transform the United States, he did so without a Declaration statement explaining how he was going to single handedly change the country into what he wanted.
Therefore, I have written a Declaration of Transformation for him.
The unanimous Declaration of the borderless united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate an equitable station to which the Laws of the Democrat party entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men have evolved into being equitable, that they are endowed by the Democrat party with certain Equal Rights,(with some people being more equal than others), to above all, fight climate change at all costs, including sacrificing Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness, and if possible afterwards to also pursue Equity, inclusiveness and Diversity.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed and ballot harvesting, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their climate safety and overall safety. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, so no matter the suffering in this present age, whether it be hyperinflation, a failing economy, the end to all Happiness on earth, government shall save the planet by doing what it feels necessary to do to the people.
MAGA has refused his Assent to our Laws and edicts, which are for the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
MAGA has colluded with the Russians.
MAGA has Quid pro quo.
MAGA has raped women in changing rooms in Manhattan.
MAGA has kept confidential and top secret files.
None of which has ever been proven in a court of law, but we digress.
Nonetheless, MAGA is evil and must be destroyed.
The only means to save democracy and freedom of choice is for there to be only one-party rule.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world, George Soros, for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Borderless States, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Borderless States are, and of Right ought to be Somewhat Free and Independent States; so long as climate change is not effected, (But we think that is only common sense) that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to MAGA and the GOP, and that all political connection between them and Orange man, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Borderless States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, lock anyone up in jail for 40 years for protesting against us or even shooting you dead even though unarmed if you protest against us, and to do pretty much whatever the hell we want to do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection from the Borderless States, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes that is, the Lives and Fortune of the little people.
Oh yea, we forgot. No guns. You can't have them. We hate guns, but we don't hate them enough for the state not to own all of them for you.
Enjoy
Therefore, I have written a Declaration of Transformation for him.
The unanimous Declaration of the borderless united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate an equitable station to which the Laws of the Democrat party entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men have evolved into being equitable, that they are endowed by the Democrat party with certain Equal Rights,(with some people being more equal than others), to above all, fight climate change at all costs, including sacrificing Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness, and if possible afterwards to also pursue Equity, inclusiveness and Diversity.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed and ballot harvesting, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their climate safety and overall safety. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, so no matter the suffering in this present age, whether it be hyperinflation, a failing economy, the end to all Happiness on earth, government shall save the planet by doing what it feels necessary to do to the people.
MAGA has refused his Assent to our Laws and edicts, which are for the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
MAGA has colluded with the Russians.
MAGA has Quid pro quo.
MAGA has raped women in changing rooms in Manhattan.
MAGA has kept confidential and top secret files.
None of which has ever been proven in a court of law, but we digress.
Nonetheless, MAGA is evil and must be destroyed.
The only means to save democracy and freedom of choice is for there to be only one-party rule.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world, George Soros, for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Borderless States, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Borderless States are, and of Right ought to be Somewhat Free and Independent States; so long as climate change is not effected, (But we think that is only common sense) that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to MAGA and the GOP, and that all political connection between them and Orange man, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Borderless States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, lock anyone up in jail for 40 years for protesting against us or even shooting you dead even though unarmed if you protest against us, and to do pretty much whatever the hell we want to do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection from the Borderless States, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes that is, the Lives and Fortune of the little people.
Oh yea, we forgot. No guns. You can't have them. We hate guns, but we don't hate them enough for the state not to own all of them for you.
Enjoy
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