Crystals

[fncceo]

Hey Cucko.

Master take you for a spank?

Crystal power is real.

My third eye is open and my extrasensory perceptions are firing at full power.

Now go take a shower...I am sensing great physical pain near your sacral chakra and the overpowering smell of shit and Vaseline.

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Look at that shit!

You could launch the space shuttle to Mars with all that crystal power.

After I pay my taxes this year I am buying one.

Sounds like you know the power of Crystal...

... Meth.

 

[Unkotare]

.....

Crystal power is real! .....

Do you wear your special hat for cosplay, miss?

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Sounds like you know the power of Crystal...

... Meth.

LOL!

Do you wear your special hat for cosplay, miss?

I have already showed you the crystal crown of power that I am going to purchase after tax season. Pay attention.

Put this on and you are levitating with power.

 

[odanny]

I just bought a Labradorite necklace, it's an iridescent crystal.

Labradorite - Wikipedia

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[fncceo]

I just bought a Labradorite necklace, it's an iridescent crystal.

Labradorite - Wikipedia

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I'll bet it brings out your eyes.

 

[odanny]

I'll bet it brings out your eyes.

Sorry, you're not my type. I'm heterosexual.

 

[fncceo]

Sorry, you're not my type. I'm heterosexual.

Well, you say that...

 

[Disir]

I just bought a Labradorite necklace, it's an iridescent crystal.

Labradorite - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Did you buy it because of its metaphysical properties?

 

[Disir]

So I have kyanite and tektite coming.
I'm kinda excited.

I also had to issue the fourth commandment in Disirland. Verily I say unto you: Thou shalt not alcohol and Etsy.

 

[odanny]

Did you buy it because of its metaphysical properties?

No, I bought it for its iridescence luminescence.