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FEW DOZEN TURN OUT TO HEAR ROSIE O'DONNELL ELECTION PREACH

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Rosie O'Donnell addressed a nearly vacant CLUB OVATION Saturday night in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida during a get-out-the-vote rally for Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry.

"You know, there's only like, you know, maybe 38 of us here and maybe we can just like tap a keg and put on some disco, and totally party," O'Donnell deadpanned.

The debacle came one night after only a couple hundred came out to see Cher rally for Kerry at Miami Beach's CROBAR disco.

"There were supposed to be thousands of people here tonight. I'm not sure why that didn't happen, obviously the people putting on this thing were just not very good at it," an embarrassed Cher explained to the crowd.

A top Florida Democratic party official dismissed the weak back-to-back club turnouts as any indication of voter enthusiasm for the Kerry candidacy.

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At CLUB OVATION Rosie endorsed Kerry's assertion in debate that America needs to pass a "global test" before acting in the world.

"The best part to me in the entire debate was when John Kerry said we have to pass a global test before we enter into a war. And you see George Bush got all nervous because frankly the word 'test' terrifies him," O'Donnell said to scattered chuckles.

"He never passed one at Harvard or Yale, but whatever. But there is a global test. It's the global test of decency, of humanity, of integrity. That's what our country stands for as we lead the free world. Let's take back our country. Let's elect John Kerry."

Rosie said the Bush Administration's actions go "against the foundation of what our country was built on," giving example of Administration telling the "United Nations we would ignore their doctrine and their resolutions."

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Rosie continued: "Every single thing this White House has done goes against the foundation of what our country was built on. For us to tell the United Nations we would ignore their doctrine and their resolutions, for us to say that we will not adhere to the Geneva Convention during this war. We are America, we are better than that. We were built on the foundation of freedom and truth and equality for all people. And the rich, corporate, horrible, horrible people who have been destructing and ruining everything this country was made on has been really unbelievably damaging to all of us spiritually, emotionally, monetarily."

Rosie advised the audience to ignore any and all media in last days of the election race and to keep telling themselves "Kerry by a landslide!"

"Just remember this, don't believe the media in these last nine days. Tell yourself every day when you wake up and every morning when you have a worry or a doubt or whether you believe FOXNEWS: Kerry by a landslide. Because America knows the difference between genuine and junk."

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Finally, Rosie spent an inordinate amount of time at the end of her speech cracking jokes about THE VIEW co-host Star Jones, suggesting that the daytime diva's weight loss was not the product of "diet and exercise," but of plastic surgery:

"Star Jones is my body double. She's getting smaller every day. I'm telling you ladies, it's diet and exercise. [Rosie pauses giving disbelieving look, then makes popping noises as she motions around her body implying plastic surgery] No problem, [singing] 'I believe in dissolution.' Okay, that's fine. She's alright. She's married to some guy, it's fine. Ah huh. Yeah. The thing is -- it's fine, it's alright, leave it. What do I care? I don't even watch TV in the day... He is a cute boy. And I'm gonna leave it there because I see that camera rolling. And all the Kerry thing will go away and it'll be 'Rosie O'Donnell Attacks Star Jones!' And in the Enquirer it'll be 'Crazy Lesbian Goes Insane At A Kerry Rally.'"

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[UsaPride]

What an idiot she is. I'm dumbfounded really. It is funny as hell that hardly anyone showed up to her or Cher's little Bush Bash Fest, LOL!!!
There's one thing she really screwed up on, she should have said...
'And the rich, hollywood, horrible, horrible people who have been destructing and ruining everything this country was made on has been really unbelievably damaging to all of us spiritually, emotionally, monetarily." ' instead of "corporate".

 

[Flying Duck]

Aftrer she got in the door, only 38 more people could fit in the place.

 

[Hobbit]

A top Florida Democratic party official dismissed the weak back-to-back club turnouts as any indication of voter enthusiasm for the Kerry candidacy.

Brilliant!!! If we say it has nothing to do with voter enthusiasm, it makes it so.

 

[Sandy73]

Well, I knew there was a reason I didn't care for Cher ! Just figured it out !

 

[janeeng]

Jim loves Rosie! I am surprised he hasn't responed to this already! hahaha! here's a pic for ya Jim!

 

[Sandy73]

That chick she ummmm married(not) is from Louisiana ... Her family is very prominate in my town !

 

[musicman]

I wonder if they're frank with one another. It's probably Rosie's turn to be frank tonight.

 

[Sandy73]

I wonder if they're frank with one another. It's probably Rosie's turn to be frank tonight.

:rotflmao: :happy2:

 

[Merlin1047]

I wonder if they're frank with one another. It's probably Rosie's turn to be frank tonight.

Nah - Rosie doesn't do Frank.

Rosie does Michael.

 

[musicman]

Nah - Rosie doesn't do Frank.

Rosie does Michael.

There's a mental picture I didn't need - thank you VERY much! :teeth:

 

[Merlin1047]

There's a mental picture I didn't need - thank you VERY much! :teeth:

Sorry. And this close to bed time too. Sometimes my judgement is questionable.

 

[musicman]

Sorry. And this close to bed time too. Sometimes my judgement is questionable.

Ah, well - Alfred Hitchcock claimed that he often ate pickles and ice cream before retiring, in order to induce particularly productive nightmares. You've just saved me a step.

 

[no1tovote4]

This sounds like it bodes well for the Republicans, I hope that it really is indicative of Kerry support in Florida.

If it is, that would mean we were lied to by the pollsters.

Do pollsters lie?

 

[drowe]

This sounds like it bodes well for the Republicans, I hope that it really is indicative of Kerry support in Florida.

If it is, that would mean we were lied to by the pollsters.

Do pollsters lie?

I hope these polls aren't lying:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/polls.html

 

[Hobbit]

Yeah, if ABC says Bush is ahead, Bush is frickin' ahead.