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Civil War Soldiers Glad They Didn't Live Long Enough To Experience Horrors Of The January 6th Capitol Riot
Civil War Soldiers Glad They Didn't Live Long Enough To Experience Horrors Of The January 6th Capitol Riot | The Babylon Bee30 Apr 2021
In a statement issued from the afterlife, various Civil War soldiers said that while it was tragic that they had to experience the war that threatened the Republic, they were at least thankful that they weren't around on January 6, 2021, when the absolute worst attack on our democratic ideas occurred.
The soldiers were standing around shooting the breeze while waiting to be judged for their deeds, good or bad, and all agreed that the Capitol riot was much worse than anything they experienced in the Civil War.
"Yeah, we had it pretty rough -- but at least we weren't around when a few hundred people walked around the Capitol taking pictures," said John Rumplestin III, a Union soldier who was killed in the Battle of Gettysburg. "That's when our democracy really died."
"I know the Union almost got broken apart forever," said Rumplestin, "but it was a walk in the park compared with the horrors of January 6 -- truly a day that will live in infamy."
At publishing time, the victims of the attack on Pearl Harbor had agreed with the Civil War soldiers that while they had it bad, they were just thankful to God that they didn't have to see the tragic attack on the Capitol
Comment:
I have wondered if the boys facing the rebel trenches at Cold Harbor could have seen how we turned out
would they have still charged into almost certain death.
Surely, all the victims and the families of the 911 appreciated Chyna Joey Xi's comment,
Indeed, Joey is banning 4th of July Parties and anything patriotic, no fireworks at Mt. Rushmore, banning of “Rolling To Remember” . However, the July 1st 100th anniversary of the Communist Party being founded in Chinais 100% guaranteed. Progressive Marxist/DSA Democrats and especially Chyna Joey Xi, Antia Dunn and Bernie will celebrate.