Cats and Dogs as Climate Crimes

[Deplorable Yankee]

Oct262022

Cats and Dogs as Climate Crimes​

Bad news for our beloved canine and feline companions. They have no place in the plans our liberal overlords have for our lives. First Bloomberg told us that we need to adjust to the inflation caused by Democrats’ grotesquely extravagant wasteful spending by denying our pets veterinary care. Now CNN suggests that even the healthy ones ought to be sacrificed to the climate:

Their meat-heavy diet is the biggest contributor to their carbon pawprints, which requires an abundance of energy, land and water to produce. And the production of pet food emits huge amounts of planet-warming gases.

It doesn’t matter that pet food consists largely of byproducts of human food production, because that too must be limited in favor of eating insects.
According to leftists, the carbon dioxide that plants require to live is bad.

According to a 2017 study, feeding dogs and cats creates the equivalent of around 64 million tons of carbon dioxide in the US each year.

The want us to eat bugs because meat is also bad.

And, if our furry friends formed a separate country, it would rank 5th in global meat consumption behind China, the US, Brazil and Russia, according to UCLA professor and author of that study Gregory Okin.

CNN admits pets do a lot for us:

Having a pet in the family is associated with lower stress, fewer heart attacks, lower rates of depression and increased self-esteem.

You can mitigate the climate crime of pet ownership by withholding meat, making them eat insect-based pet foods, buying recyclable toys and leashes, forsaking effective clay cat litter for inferior products made out of old newspapers, flushing pet poop down the toilet, not buying anything for your pet that isn’t necessary so as not to indulge in environmentally offensive consumerism, and trading in your large dog for smaller model. But in the end, the existence of higher animals is never going to fit into the liberal agenda.

“Small rodents and birds are great options,” Okin said. “Snakes, turtles and reptiles can have a really low impact, too, for those that are into it.”

Even if you are able to love rodents and reptiles, they won’t love you back. But the climate will love you — or at least, it won’t hate you as much.

Progressive social engineers don’t want us to have children because they regard human reproduction as environmental vandalism. Why would they let us have dogs and cats? But at least the weather won’t mind if we keep a pet rat, at least for now. I’m going to name mine “Al Gore.”
On a tip from Varla.

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What a good boy

 

[JustAGuy1]

What the hell is wrong with these idiots?

 

[Robert Urbanek]

All dogs originated with wolves. They are only nice to humans because we bred them over thousands of years to have that characteristic. Their "love" is no more natural than the love of a Stepford Wife.

 

[Crick]

All dogs originated with wolves. They are only nice to humans because we bred them over thousands of years to have that characteristic. Their "love" is no more natural than the love of a Stepford Wife.

You don't think a dog will develop an emotional attraction or repulsion for their owners based on their experiences over the long term? How are fighting dogs turned into fighting dogs when siblings treated humanely can be perfectly docile?

 

[Robert Urbanek]

You don't think a dog will develop an emotional attraction or repulsion for their owners based on their experiences over the long term? How are fighting dogs turned into fighting dogs when siblings treated humanely can be perfectly docile?

I do not know the answers to those particular questions.

 

[Crick]

I do not know the answers to those particular questions.

Have you never had a dog? Or a cat? I've had many and I have had many friends and neighbors with dogs and everyone in my family has pets. It has always been my experience that the personality and character of a pet capable of such expression is almost entirely dependent on the relationship it shares with its owners. I agree that dogs have evolved to coexist with humans including surprisingly sophisticated levels of non-verbal communication but they are not robots.

 

[sealybobo]

What the hell is wrong with these idiots?

We need to ban outdoor cats

More scientific evidence has surfaced to show that while Mittens may be your sweet angel, letting her roam outside is also a big threat to biodiversity.

What's the big deal?

free-ranging cats (including domestic and feral) will eat 2,084 different species of birds, mammals, reptiles, amphibians and insects.

The list of creatures cats have chowed on includes 347 species of conservation concern, including Newell's shearwater, green sea turtles, the northern bobwhite quail and the little brown bat.

While cute, cats are skilled predators, so much so that they've been documented as a major threat to the biodiversity of bird species in North America.

They're also linked to the extinction of more than 60 species worldwide.

 

[ReinyDays]

We need to ban outdoor cats

More scientific evidence has surfaced to show that while Mittens may be your sweet angel, letting her roam outside is also a big threat to biodiversity.

What's the big deal?

free-ranging cats (including domestic and feral) will eat 2,084 different species of birds, mammals, reptiles, amphibians and insects.

The list of creatures cats have chowed on includes 347 species of conservation concern, including Newell's shearwater, green sea turtles, the northern bobwhite quail and the little brown bat.

While cute, cats are skilled predators, so much so that they've been documented as a major threat to the biodiversity of bird species in North America.

They're also linked to the extinction of more than 60 species worldwide.

That's not how ecosystems work ...

IF a cat eats a sparrow ... THEN an extra baby sparrow survives ... THUS both populations remain stable ... and the number of sparrows is governed by food availability ... not predation ...

The problems with

Newell's shearwater, green sea turtles, the northern bobwhite quail and the little brown bat.

is 8 BILLION humans ... not 600 million cats ... duh ... sorry to bruise your tender ego ...

 

[sealybobo]

That's not how ecosystems work ...

IF a cat eats a sparrow ... THEN an extra baby sparrow survives ... THUS both populations remain stable ... and the number of sparrows is governed by food availability ... not predation ...

The problems with

is 8 BILLION humans ... not 600 million cats ... duh ... sorry to bruise your tender ego ...

And I'm sorry but if a creature that can fly can't figure out cats, maybe that's just survival of the fittest. LOL.

Cats are bad ass huh?

 

[marvin martian]

Oct262022

Cats and Dogs as Climate Crimes​

Bad news for our beloved canine and feline companions. They have no place in the plans our liberal overlords have for our lives. First Bloomberg told us that we need to adjust to the inflation caused by Democrats’ grotesquely extravagant wasteful spending by denying our pets veterinary care. Now CNN suggests that even the healthy ones ought to be sacrificed to the climate:

It doesn’t matter that pet food consists largely of byproducts of human food production, because that too must be limited in favor of eating insects.
According to leftists, the carbon dioxide that plants require to live is bad.

The want us to eat bugs because meat is also bad.

CNN admits pets do a lot for us:

You can mitigate the climate crime of pet ownership by withholding meat, making them eat insect-based pet foods, buying recyclable toys and leashes, forsaking effective clay cat litter for inferior products made out of old newspapers, flushing pet poop down the toilet, not buying anything for your pet that isn’t necessary so as not to indulge in environmentally offensive consumerism, and trading in your large dog for smaller model. But in the end, the existence of higher animals is never going to fit into the liberal agenda.

Even if you are able to love rodents and reptiles, they won’t love you back. But the climate will love you — or at least, it won’t hate you as much.

Progressive social engineers don’t want us to have children because they regard human reproduction as environmental vandalism. Why would they let us have dogs and cats? But at least the weather won’t mind if we keep a pet rat, at least for now. I’m going to name mine “Al Gore.”
On a tip from Varla.

All links are highlighted

Usmb should really add an EnvironMentally Ill category to the forums


What a good boy

They want to watch you be forced to eat your pets. The lefty pervert fascists in Venezuela did this to their citizens, and got off on it.

 

[sealybobo]

They want to watch you be forced to eat your pets. The lefty pervert fascists in Venezuela did this to their citizens, and got off on it.

Classic projection

On Truth social Trump wrote -”The Republicans eat their young, they really do, and it’s a terrible statement but it’s true”. He also compared himself to a baby eaten by its own parents. Apparently it was some kind of metaphor because Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are preparing to host a summit for ‘non-indicted’ candidates competing for the party’s GOP nomination.

 

[ReinyDays]

And I'm sorry but if a creature that can fly can't figure out cats, maybe that's just survival of the fittest. LOL.

Cats are bad ass huh?

There's too many birds if cats can catch them ... the whole ecosystem is based on birds eating seeds and cats eating birds and wolves eating cats ... humans just smell bad, taste worse ... cats are total cowards and keep humans on the menu ...

How many seeds depend on birds eating them for dispersal? ...

 

[sealybobo]

There's too many birds if cats can catch them ... the whole ecosystem is based on birds eating seeds and cats eating birds and wolves eating cats ... humans just smell bad, taste worse ... cats are total cowards and keep humans on the menu ...

How many seeds depend on birds eating them for dispersal? ...

I heard once that if humans disappeared, the bird population would shrink because they depend on us for food. And my birdhouses and birdbath. LOL.

I tell my dad "Dad, what are all those birds going to do when you die?" He's feeding them the best diet. Raisins, blueberries, birdseed, granola, god knows what else. Nuts. The squirrels love him too.

 

[Crick]

Oct262022

Cats and Dogs as Climate Crimes​

Bad news for our beloved canine and feline companions. They have no place in the plans our liberal overlords have for our lives. First Bloomberg told us that we need to adjust to the inflation caused by Democrats’ grotesquely extravagant wasteful spending by denying our pets veterinary care. Now CNN suggests that even the healthy ones ought to be sacrificed to the climate:

It doesn’t matter that pet food consists largely of byproducts of human food production, because that too must be limited in favor of eating insects.
According to leftists, the carbon dioxide that plants require to live is bad.

The want us to eat bugs because meat is also bad.

CNN admits pets do a lot for us:

You can mitigate the climate crime of pet ownership by withholding meat, making them eat insect-based pet foods, buying recyclable toys and leashes, forsaking effective clay cat litter for inferior products made out of old newspapers, flushing pet poop down the toilet, not buying anything for your pet that isn’t necessary so as not to indulge in environmentally offensive consumerism, and trading in your large dog for smaller model. But in the end, the existence of higher animals is never going to fit into the liberal agenda.

Even if you are able to love rodents and reptiles, they won’t love you back. But the climate will love you — or at least, it won’t hate you as much.

Progressive social engineers don’t want us to have children because they regard human reproduction as environmental vandalism. Why would they let us have dogs and cats? But at least the weather won’t mind if we keep a pet rat, at least for now. I’m going to name mine “Al Gore.”
On a tip from Varla.

All links are highlighted

Usmb should really add an EnvironMentally Ill category to the forums


What a good boy

I have a much better solution. Neuter and spay your pets. Fund programs that neuter and spay strays.

 

[marvin martian]

Classic projection

On Truth social Trump wrote -”The Republicans eat their young, they really do, and it’s a terrible statement but it’s true”. He also compared himself to a baby eaten by its own parents. Apparently it was some kind of metaphor because Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are preparing to host a summit for ‘non-indicted’ candidates competing for the party’s GOP nomination.

You would be one of the people jacking off watching someone forced to eat their pet.

 

[sealybobo]

You would be one of the people jacking off watching someone forced to eat their pet.

It is odd how much I love my dog and would freak out if anything happened to him but I wait for deer to walk up and I shoot them, and then watch them run about 50 yards then die.

If they abused their pet and killed it, yes I would love to make them do that. Michael Vick should have to eat 20 dogs they put down at the vet.

Actually, that's a great idea. Feed the homeless with dog and cats. No more starvation. No more hunger. And less methane. This would also lower the cost of pork, chicken and beef.

 

[Crick]

You would be one of the people jacking off watching someone forced to eat their pet.

What's wrong with your head dude?

 

[Bob Blaylock]

I have a much better solution. Neuter and spay your pets. Fund programs that neuter and spay strays.

We really should do the same with leftists and especially environmentalist whackos.

 

[Libby von H]

All dogs originated with wolves. They are only nice to humans because we bred them over thousands of years to have that characteristic. Their "love" is no more natural than the love of a Stepford Wife.

Or your love,it would appear