Car Accident

[Yurt]

A Pregnant Woman Gets In A Car Accident

A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother...he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew!"

 

[Dogger]

I really laughed at that one when I was six.

 

[Abelian Sea]

heheheh

I've heard of some pretty strange names irl, too, like twins named, and I don't know how these were spelled so I'll give them dictionary-pronunciation style, <da-wun'> and <da-uth'-uh-wun'>,

and of a little girl named <sheh-theed'>, spelled "Shithead."

 

[Yurt]

I really laughed at that one when I was six.

so you had to come into the humor section and bitch like a six year old....

 

[Swamp Fox]

I really laughed at that one when I was six.

So you just turned 7?