Can It Ever Be TOO Wet?

[ChrisL]

This thread just keeps getting more and more bizarre.

 

[Bonzi]

that's a shock? You act flirtatious and post sexy pics of yourself then wonder why?
You do realize men have dicks. right?

I'm single. Just because I want to attract men, doesn't mean I want to attract the weird ones too. It just happens to work out that way sometimes. *sigh*

I already told you to ignore them.. but you don't or won't... you can't play both sides of the coin....
at least I'm honest.... what about you?

No, you told me that ignoring them was showing a sign of "weakness." I said you were full of shit!

Oh so you listen to me now. Sounds to me like you are talking out of both sides of your mouth.
Which is it?

I listen to you? What makes you think THAT? Why would I do that?

You seemed to think my statement about showing a sign of 'weakness' had validity...
If not, that's ok too..

 

[ChrisL]

Hey, they seem to find ME on this forum. I certainly don't seek them out. Maybe I'll change my avatar or something.

that's a shock? You act flirtatious and post sexy pics of yourself then wonder why?
You do realize men have dicks. right?

I'm single. Just because I want to attract men, doesn't mean I want to attract the weird ones too. It just happens to work out that way sometimes. *sigh*

I already told you to ignore them.. but you don't or won't... you can't play both sides of the coin....
at least I'm honest.... what about you?

Also, I do what I want. If I feel like putting them on ignore, then I do. If I feel like messing with them, then I do that instead. All depends on my mood, I suppose.

then don't complain about them... if you don't want to attract the weird ones (like you say) then don't....
but you know Chris, it's on them. If they are attracted.. that's no your fault, and I will give you that.

Hey, I post pictures and I'm myself. I'm not going out of my way to have internet fornication over here! In fact, from a lot of things I have witnessed, it can tend to have some not so pleasant consequences. And, on the other hand, if someone doesn't like me or my pictures or my posts, or me, then meh, there's really not much I can do about that either. I see that as more their problem than mine, actually.

 

[Bonzi]

that's a shock? You act flirtatious and post sexy pics of yourself then wonder why?
You do realize men have dicks. right?

I'm single. Just because I want to attract men, doesn't mean I want to attract the weird ones too. It just happens to work out that way sometimes. *sigh*

I already told you to ignore them.. but you don't or won't... you can't play both sides of the coin....
at least I'm honest.... what about you?

Also, I do what I want. If I feel like putting them on ignore, then I do. If I feel like messing with them, then I do that instead. All depends on my mood, I suppose.

then don't complain about them... if you don't want to attract the weird ones (like you say) then don't....
but you know Chris, it's on them. If they are attracted.. that's no your fault, and I will give you that.

Hey, I post pictures and I'm myself. I'm not going out of my way to have internet fornication over here! In fact, from a lot of things I have witnessed, it can tend to have some not so pleasant consequences. And, on the other hand, if someone doesn't like me or my pictures or my posts, or me, then meh, there's really not much I can do about that either. I see that as more their problem than mine, actually.

I'm just saying if I find someone repulsive or uninteresting I avoid them
Just so you know - men find any attention to be positive.. negative or positive...

 

[ChrisL]

I'm single. Just because I want to attract men, doesn't mean I want to attract the weird ones too. It just happens to work out that way sometimes. *sigh*

I already told you to ignore them.. but you don't or won't... you can't play both sides of the coin....
at least I'm honest.... what about you?

No, you told me that ignoring them was showing a sign of "weakness." I said you were full of shit!

Oh so you listen to me now. Sounds to me like you are talking out of both sides of your mouth.
Which is it?

I listen to you? What makes you think THAT? Why would I do that?

You seemed to think my statement about showing a sign of 'weakness' had validity...
If not, that's ok too..

I wondered why you would think that. I told you then that I wasn't buying it, and that sometimes I feel that some people are more trouble than they're worth. I'm the one who's in control.

 

[ChrisL]

I'm single. Just because I want to attract men, doesn't mean I want to attract the weird ones too. It just happens to work out that way sometimes. *sigh*

I already told you to ignore them.. but you don't or won't... you can't play both sides of the coin....
at least I'm honest.... what about you?

Also, I do what I want. If I feel like putting them on ignore, then I do. If I feel like messing with them, then I do that instead. All depends on my mood, I suppose.

then don't complain about them... if you don't want to attract the weird ones (like you say) then don't....
but you know Chris, it's on them. If they are attracted.. that's no your fault, and I will give you that.

Hey, I post pictures and I'm myself. I'm not going out of my way to have internet fornication over here! In fact, from a lot of things I have witnessed, it can tend to have some not so pleasant consequences. And, on the other hand, if someone doesn't like me or my pictures or my posts, or me, then meh, there's really not much I can do about that either. I see that as more their problem than mine, actually.

I'm just saying if I find someone repulsive or uninteresting I avoid them
Just so you know - men find any attention to be positive.. negative or positive...

Sometimes I do, and sometimes, when they think they are going to mess with me, I take them to school for a little while.

 

[Bonzi]

I already told you to ignore them.. but you don't or won't... you can't play both sides of the coin....
at least I'm honest.... what about you?

Also, I do what I want. If I feel like putting them on ignore, then I do. If I feel like messing with them, then I do that instead. All depends on my mood, I suppose.

then don't complain about them... if you don't want to attract the weird ones (like you say) then don't....
but you know Chris, it's on them. If they are attracted.. that's no your fault, and I will give you that.

Hey, I post pictures and I'm myself. I'm not going out of my way to have internet fornication over here! In fact, from a lot of things I have witnessed, it can tend to have some not so pleasant consequences. And, on the other hand, if someone doesn't like me or my pictures or my posts, or me, then meh, there's really not much I can do about that either. I see that as more their problem than mine, actually.

I'm just saying if I find someone repulsive or uninteresting I avoid them
Just so you know - men find any attention to be positive.. negative or positive...

Sometimes I do, and sometimes, when they think they are going to mess with me, I take them to school for a little while.

No problem but don't complain when they keep stalking you - like I said, if you pay them any mind, they take that as a sign of hope.... just FYI

 

[ChrisL]

Also, I do what I want. If I feel like putting them on ignore, then I do. If I feel like messing with them, then I do that instead. All depends on my mood, I suppose.

then don't complain about them... if you don't want to attract the weird ones (like you say) then don't....
but you know Chris, it's on them. If they are attracted.. that's no your fault, and I will give you that.

Hey, I post pictures and I'm myself. I'm not going out of my way to have internet fornication over here! In fact, from a lot of things I have witnessed, it can tend to have some not so pleasant consequences. And, on the other hand, if someone doesn't like me or my pictures or my posts, or me, then meh, there's really not much I can do about that either. I see that as more their problem than mine, actually.

I'm just saying if I find someone repulsive or uninteresting I avoid them
Just so you know - men find any attention to be positive.. negative or positive...

Sometimes I do, and sometimes, when they think they are going to mess with me, I take them to school for a little while.

No problem but don't complain when they keep stalking you - like I said, if you pay them any mind, they take that as a sign of hope.... just FYI

There! I changed my avi. Better?

 

[ChrisL]

Also, I do what I want. If I feel like putting them on ignore, then I do. If I feel like messing with them, then I do that instead. All depends on my mood, I suppose.

then don't complain about them... if you don't want to attract the weird ones (like you say) then don't....
but you know Chris, it's on them. If they are attracted.. that's no your fault, and I will give you that.

Hey, I post pictures and I'm myself. I'm not going out of my way to have internet fornication over here! In fact, from a lot of things I have witnessed, it can tend to have some not so pleasant consequences. And, on the other hand, if someone doesn't like me or my pictures or my posts, or me, then meh, there's really not much I can do about that either. I see that as more their problem than mine, actually.

I'm just saying if I find someone repulsive or uninteresting I avoid them
Just so you know - men find any attention to be positive.. negative or positive...

Sometimes I do, and sometimes, when they think they are going to mess with me, I take them to school for a little while.

No problem but don't complain when they keep stalking you - like I said, if you pay them any mind, they take that as a sign of hope.... just FYI

But you said before that if I put them on ignore it means "they win." Remember?

 

[ChrisL]

My pictures here are tame. I have much sexier ones that I do NOT post here. So, I'm actually quite modest.

 

[ChrisL]

Well, gotta get back to work! Good day!!!

 

[April]

I've not found one yet that can rival my hand..... or....... let's just say, I never get off on anything artificial....

Of course there is nothing like your own warm flesh..or an others..but there really are some nice toys out there.

 

[Bonzi]

then don't complain about them... if you don't want to attract the weird ones (like you say) then don't....
but you know Chris, it's on them. If they are attracted.. that's no your fault, and I will give you that.

Hey, I post pictures and I'm myself. I'm not going out of my way to have internet fornication over here! In fact, from a lot of things I have witnessed, it can tend to have some not so pleasant consequences. And, on the other hand, if someone doesn't like me or my pictures or my posts, or me, then meh, there's really not much I can do about that either. I see that as more their problem than mine, actually.

I'm just saying if I find someone repulsive or uninteresting I avoid them
Just so you know - men find any attention to be positive.. negative or positive...

Sometimes I do, and sometimes, when they think they are going to mess with me, I take them to school for a little while.

No problem but don't complain when they keep stalking you - like I said, if you pay them any mind, they take that as a sign of hope.... just FYI

There! I changed my avi. Better?

Has nothing to do with your AVI or pics. It's all about attention.

Most of the men on here are old and not attractive. If they get attention form a 30'something woman that is cute, they will cream their pants. Even if it's NEGATIVE attention. So, even if you rail on them and trash them, and they come after you, don't complain or be surprised... it's all I'm saying....

 

[Delta4Embassy]

I've not found one yet that can rival my hand..... or....... let's just say, I never get off on anything artificial....

Of course there is nothing like your own warm flesh..or an others..but there really are some nice toys out there.

Hitachi Magic Wand buzzes instantly to mind. Or the 'Sybian.'

 

[Bonzi]

I've not found one yet that can rival my hand..... or....... let's just say, I never get off on anything artificial....

Of course there is nothing like your own warm flesh..or an others..but there really are some nice toys out there.

I'm sure, but, have not been "dissatisfied" with other venues....

 

[Iron Head]

[....I care what the "guys" on here think? .... no.... do you?

I wouldn't. Just like everday people - People on this board "May Not" posess intellect, maturity and the ability to deduce. They may be in their 30s - 40's or 50 in age.....but that does not mean that they are mature - or even correct for that matter. I won't get into being biased.

There are times when other peoples opinions and thoughts matter. This is not the time, nor one of those places.

Shadow 355

P.S. Chris L ----> there is nothing wrong with you, and you have a nice smile.

Nothing wrong with her? Well, she is probably not an Idi Amin (ha ha ha... Chris does not even know who I am referring to!), but she definitely ain't got her shit together.

Well we will wait for her to come back and defend herself...
I do not know her personally, but she seems to be a very attractive woman
From what she says, a good cook.
probably a bit high maintenance....
and pretty territorial....

I wouldn't go that far...

Sour grapes. You don't fool anyone defcon...

Remember, Bonzi is not what she appears. Objects in the mirror maybe closer than they appear!

 

[Iron Head]

So . . . nobody else thinks this is just weird? Okaaaay then. Have a good time.

Hey look, it's tits! You ought to know something about this given that huge gaping crevice fermenting between your legs. I bet you could brew some fine toilet wine in that hole of yours, eh? I'd even buy some to try it out.

Never would I be that desperate. I've told you before, BUZZ, I have standards.

Relax, Tiny Tits; nobody wants to penetrate you. I'd be afraid that my cock would come out of you with a yeast infection, or worse.

I have so many come backs, but I will just say, you make a yeast infection sound very attractive. If it came between a choice of you or yeast infection, yeast infection wins hands down. Sounds much LESS unpleasant.

Face it, tits, you have no comebacks. I notice that my comments caused you to change your avi pic. Too bad, as I was becoming accustomed to the Bozo the Retarded Clown look.

 

[April]

Remember, Bonzi is not what she appears. Objects in the mirror maybe closer than they appear!

Oh???

 

[Bonzi]

I wouldn't. Just like everday people - People on this board "May Not" posess intellect, maturity and the ability to deduce. They may be in their 30s - 40's or 50 in age.....but that does not mean that they are mature - or even correct for that matter. I won't get into being biased.

There are times when other peoples opinions and thoughts matter. This is not the time, nor one of those places.

Shadow 355

P.S. Chris L ----> there is nothing wrong with you, and you have a nice smile.

Nothing wrong with her? Well, she is probably not an Idi Amin (ha ha ha... Chris does not even know who I am referring to!), but she definitely ain't got her shit together.

Well we will wait for her to come back and defend herself...
I do not know her personally, but she seems to be a very attractive woman
From what she says, a good cook.
probably a bit high maintenance....
and pretty territorial....

I wouldn't go that far...

Sour grapes. You don't fool anyone defcon...

Remember, Bonzi is not what she appears. Objects in the mirror maybe closer than they appear!

Oh? what do you think that I am? since you are so forthright?

 

[Bonzi]

I wouldn't. Just like everday people - People on this board "May Not" posess intellect, maturity and the ability to deduce. They may be in their 30s - 40's or 50 in age.....but that does not mean that they are mature - or even correct for that matter. I won't get into being biased.

There are times when other peoples opinions and thoughts matter. This is not the time, nor one of those places.

Shadow 355

P.S. Chris L ----> there is nothing wrong with you, and you have a nice smile.

Nothing wrong with her? Well, she is probably not an Idi Amin (ha ha ha... Chris does not even know who I am referring to!), but she definitely ain't got her shit together.

Well we will wait for her to come back and defend herself...
I do not know her personally, but she seems to be a very attractive woman
From what she says, a good cook.
probably a bit high maintenance....
and pretty territorial....

I wouldn't go that far...

Sour grapes. You don't fool anyone defcon...

Remember, Bonzi is not what she appears. Objects in the mirror maybe closer than they appear!

Another angry blue balled man.. get over it...