Can It Ever Be TOO Wet?

[ChrisL]

Sour grapes. You don't fool anyone defcon...

I don't want to fool anyone...why would I? I just stated my opinion. You claim to be honest and I believe you, why don't you give me the same?

you keep protesting, and proving my point

**** your point sweetheart... read above ^^^^

Damn that's hot...

defcon says **** .. instant orgasm..

And you say you're not desperate!!!

 

[April]

.... where you just can't feel anything?

If it's so wet that you aren't feeling him inside you, switch positions. You on top or him from behind is good.

Either that or dude just isn't filling you enough, girth wise.

 

[Gracie]

Slowly backing out of thread.

 

[Bonzi]

My God, you people are a bunch of psychopaths, seriously. Hopefully this is not an accurate representation of our population.

Oh you are the representation of a decent citizen....
interesting....

I think so. I work, I pay taxes, I don't cheat on my SO. I don't claim to be something that I'm not, like a Christian. I don't get involved with weirdos.

no but you like to **** with them...

Hey, they seem to find ME on this forum. I certainly don't seek them out. Maybe I'll change my avatar or something.

that's a shock? You act flirtatious and post sexy pics of yourself then wonder why?
You do realize men have dicks. right?

 

[ChrisL]

My God, you people are a bunch of psychopaths, seriously. Hopefully this is not an accurate representation of our population.

Oh you are the representation of a decent citizen....
interesting....

I think so. I work, I pay taxes, I don't cheat on my SO. I don't claim to be something that I'm not, like a Christian. I don't get involved with weirdos.

no but you like to **** with them...

This is interesting. Do you remember when I first messed with defcon? What exactly happened there?

 

[defcon4]

How on earth would you go about measuring that? Oh forget it. I don't want to know.

Just get a measuring cup...squirt into it and submit your reading to a third party who will reveal the winner...it's not that complicated..

 

[rdean]

.... where you just can't feel anything?

You mean like being dead?

 

[ChrisL]

My God, you people are a bunch of psychopaths, seriously. Hopefully this is not an accurate representation of our population.

Oh you are the representation of a decent citizen....
interesting....

I think so. I work, I pay taxes, I don't cheat on my SO. I don't claim to be something that I'm not, like a Christian. I don't get involved with weirdos.

no but you like to **** with them...

Hey, they seem to find ME on this forum. I certainly don't seek them out. Maybe I'll change my avatar or something.

that's a shock? You act flirtatious and post sexy pics of yourself then wonder why?
You do realize men have dicks. right?

I'm single. Just because I want to attract men, doesn't mean I want to attract the weird ones too. It just happens to work out that way sometimes. *sigh*

 

[Bonzi]

.... where you just can't feel anything?

If it's so wet that you aren't feeling him inside you, switch positions. You on top or him from behind is good.

Either that or dude just isn't filling you enough, girth wise.

It's not just that .. masturbation also.. annoying you have to get towels etc.... some have stronger drives than others I guess...

 

[Bonzi]

.... where you just can't feel anything?

You mean like being dead?

No, I mean like too much lubrication... or have you never made a woman that wet before..?

 

[ChrisL]

How on earth would you go about measuring that? Oh forget it. I don't want to know.

Just get a measuring cup...squirt into it and submit your reading to a third party who will reveal the winner...it's not that complicated..

Hopefully you're joking. Hard to say though.

 

[April]

It's not just that .. masturbation also.. annoying you have to get towels etc.... some have stronger drives than others I guess...

True...yet there are many types of toys out there that can accommodate excessive secretion.

 

[ChrisL]

My God, you people are a bunch of psychopaths, seriously. Hopefully this is not an accurate representation of our population.

Oh you are the representation of a decent citizen....
interesting....

I think so. I work, I pay taxes, I don't cheat on my SO. I don't claim to be something that I'm not, like a Christian. I don't get involved with weirdos.

You are not even married. Why is that?

I could turn this question around and ask you why ARE you married? In fact, if you want to go into asking personal questions, I have many more. Problem is, that would be breaking the family rule.

My God, you people are a bunch of psychopaths, seriously. Hopefully this is not an accurate representation of our population.

Oh you are the representation of a decent citizen....
interesting....

I think so. I work, I pay taxes, I don't cheat on my SO. I don't claim to be something that I'm not, like a Christian. I don't get involved with weirdos.

no but you like to **** with them...

Hey, they seem to find ME on this forum. I certainly don't seek them out. Maybe I'll change my avatar or something.

that's a shock? You act flirtatious and post sexy pics of yourself then wonder why?
You do realize men have dicks. right?

You think my pictures are sexy? Awww! Thanks! I knew there was a reason why I liked you!

 

[Bonzi]

Oh you are the representation of a decent citizen....
interesting....

I think so. I work, I pay taxes, I don't cheat on my SO. I don't claim to be something that I'm not, like a Christian. I don't get involved with weirdos.

no but you like to **** with them...

Hey, they seem to find ME on this forum. I certainly don't seek them out. Maybe I'll change my avatar or something.

that's a shock? You act flirtatious and post sexy pics of yourself then wonder why?
You do realize men have dicks. right?

I'm single. Just because I want to attract men, doesn't mean I want to attract the weird ones too. It just happens to work out that way sometimes. *sigh*

I already told you to ignore them.. but you don't or won't... you can't play both sides of the coin....
at least I'm honest.... what about you?

 

[ChrisL]

I think so. I work, I pay taxes, I don't cheat on my SO. I don't claim to be something that I'm not, like a Christian. I don't get involved with weirdos.

no but you like to **** with them...

Hey, they seem to find ME on this forum. I certainly don't seek them out. Maybe I'll change my avatar or something.

that's a shock? You act flirtatious and post sexy pics of yourself then wonder why?
You do realize men have dicks. right?

I'm single. Just because I want to attract men, doesn't mean I want to attract the weird ones too. It just happens to work out that way sometimes. *sigh*

I already told you to ignore them.. but you don't or won't... you can't play both sides of the coin....
at least I'm honest.... what about you?

No, you told me that ignoring them was showing a sign of "weakness." I said you were full of shit!

 

[Bonzi]

It's not just that .. masturbation also.. annoying you have to get towels etc.... some have stronger drives than others I guess...

True...yet there are many types of toys out there that can accommodate excessive secretion.

I've not found one yet that can rival my hand..... or....... let's just say, I never get off on anything artificial....

 

[Bonzi]

no but you like to **** with them...

Hey, they seem to find ME on this forum. I certainly don't seek them out. Maybe I'll change my avatar or something.

that's a shock? You act flirtatious and post sexy pics of yourself then wonder why?
You do realize men have dicks. right?

I'm single. Just because I want to attract men, doesn't mean I want to attract the weird ones too. It just happens to work out that way sometimes. *sigh*

I already told you to ignore them.. but you don't or won't... you can't play both sides of the coin....
at least I'm honest.... what about you?

No, you told me that ignoring them was showing a sign of "weakness." I said you were full of shit!

Oh so you listen to me now. Sounds to me like you are talking out of both sides of your mouth.
Which is it?

 

[ChrisL]

I think so. I work, I pay taxes, I don't cheat on my SO. I don't claim to be something that I'm not, like a Christian. I don't get involved with weirdos.

no but you like to **** with them...

Hey, they seem to find ME on this forum. I certainly don't seek them out. Maybe I'll change my avatar or something.

that's a shock? You act flirtatious and post sexy pics of yourself then wonder why?
You do realize men have dicks. right?

I'm single. Just because I want to attract men, doesn't mean I want to attract the weird ones too. It just happens to work out that way sometimes. *sigh*

I already told you to ignore them.. but you don't or won't... you can't play both sides of the coin....
at least I'm honest.... what about you?

Also, I do what I want. If I feel like putting them on ignore, then I do. If I feel like messing with them, then I do that instead. All depends on my mood, I suppose.

 

[ChrisL]

Hey, they seem to find ME on this forum. I certainly don't seek them out. Maybe I'll change my avatar or something.

that's a shock? You act flirtatious and post sexy pics of yourself then wonder why?
You do realize men have dicks. right?

I'm single. Just because I want to attract men, doesn't mean I want to attract the weird ones too. It just happens to work out that way sometimes. *sigh*

I already told you to ignore them.. but you don't or won't... you can't play both sides of the coin....
at least I'm honest.... what about you?

No, you told me that ignoring them was showing a sign of "weakness." I said you were full of shit!

Oh so you listen to me now. Sounds to me like you are talking out of both sides of your mouth.
Which is it?

I listen to you? What makes you think THAT? Why would I do that?

 

[Bonzi]

no but you like to **** with them...

Hey, they seem to find ME on this forum. I certainly don't seek them out. Maybe I'll change my avatar or something.

that's a shock? You act flirtatious and post sexy pics of yourself then wonder why?
You do realize men have dicks. right?

I'm single. Just because I want to attract men, doesn't mean I want to attract the weird ones too. It just happens to work out that way sometimes. *sigh*

I already told you to ignore them.. but you don't or won't... you can't play both sides of the coin....
at least I'm honest.... what about you?

Also, I do what I want. If I feel like putting them on ignore, then I do. If I feel like messing with them, then I do that instead. All depends on my mood, I suppose.

then don't complain about them... if you don't want to attract the weird ones (like you say) then don't....
but you know Chris, it's on them. If they are attracted.. that's no your fault, and I will give you that.